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[-] Naal@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

dirt owl u have to stop. u smoke too tough. ur swag too different. ur bitch is too bad. they'll kill u

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 8 months ago

What a silly fucking hat. Americans are deeply unserious people.

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Unserious hats are the best kind though

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Only when you are true to the hat and acknowledge it as unserious. But as soon you try to be all serious like "look at me, I'm a tough American cop, I'll shoot you if you sneeze", with that hat? I'm going to disregard everything about you.

You either go full silly, or end up an idiot.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Peck their goddman eyes out

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

The pig keeps making jokes about Harry Potter. I hate this so much. Looking for an opening to scratch her eyes out.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

When Fallout New Vegas came out, there was(still is) a mod to make the ranger hats sit lower, "more properly" on NCR heads. Little did the silly modders know, american hats are actually just that fuckin stupid

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

If you're an owl, it is legal to kill a cop. Birds are not bound by human law

Were you speeding?

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

time to bite the cyanide capsule in your too...

ah shit you dont have a tooth.

[-] Sphere@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

...that's an Idaho state trooper though?

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

What were you doing in Idaho?

this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2024
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