The dangers of the bear zone aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be. I haven't been attacked by a bear in weeks.
DES-MOND THE MOON BEAR
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Is that why it is called the Goldilocks Zone?
Mind = bear
Even outside the atmosphere, there’s a high risk. Bears really are impressive.
This is all joke and fun until you realize you live in the green region (which I do)
Dude, so do I
-the bear
You came to me?? I shouldn't have told people on the internet where I live
So, on average, a high chance of being attacked by a bear in the Sol system.
This is for the solar bear. Now check the polar bear.
The chances of getting attacked by a bear in the pink zone are low, but never zero.
Water bears?
You are forgetting one thing… space bears…. They are a very real threat.
You joke, but after cosmonaut Alexi Leonov complained about the possibility of a bear attack, the TP-82 shotgun was standard issue on Russian spacecraft for decades.
Kind of makes sense when you think about them landing back on earth and maybe having to fight off something before the vessel can be recovered
Is that why a flying saucer is a circle?
Why isn’t this given out at national parks? Do they want bear attacks?
Most national parks are controlled by the bear mafia
Easily avoided if you stay out of gay bars.
Without my glasses I saw "risk of deer attack", which I think makes this post funnier
Do tardigrade count?
What the hell are you all talking about? There's no high risk of getting attacked by a BAAAAAAAAHHHH ... OH MY GOD!!! ..... YAAAGHHHJHHAAAASGHHGGH!!!
It's obviously pointing to the South Pole and they don't have any bears. :F
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