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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 101 points 1 year ago

It's a bit ridiculous that the DMCA is being used to prevent people from repairing their equipment in the first place.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 39 points 1 year ago

Not just a bit. It's late stage capitalism dystopian hellscape kind of ridiculous.

Man there sure are a lot of late stage capitalist dystopia nightmare hellscape things happening these days.

Sure is good that we don't live in one of those, right fellas?

[-] grue@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

The DMCA is an infringement of property rights (actual ones, not Imaginary Property "rights" that are actually just temporary privileges) and should not exist at all.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago

Not really particularly ridiculous. It's exactly the kind of evil it was designed for. Just a broader application than advertised.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 year ago

great now do all consumer devices too

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

wait no not like that, only for our ice cream

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

Some high ranking dude is pissed as fuck at the McDonalds by his house.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Dark Brandon strikes again.

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Don't get in between him and his ice cream.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Damn, that IS super close! Did it move there in January 2017?

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Confirmed: superbowl is rigged by McDonald's rump

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

...what does the Superb Owl have to do with Trump’s McDonald's addiction?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You're just saying that because both the superb owl and Trump tried to eat you 😛

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

I'm surprised this didn't happen under Trump with how much he likes fast food. Though I guess Biden does like his ice cream...

[-] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The ice cream machine just happened to be working that one time Trump ordered 100 of everything on the menu. Had the machine been broken that day, perhaps today we'd have better ice cream right to repair laws.

[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Great. Now fix healthcare.

[-] Heavybell@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

You guys absolutely need healthcare, and I don't want to diminish that, but at the same time this is potentially a big deal as it impacts right-to-repair, sustainability, etc.

[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yup, I get it. It's important with regards to farm equipment and many other things. Just drives me crazy how they can't cover the fundamentals, but they get fired up about McD's ice cream.

[-] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

With better Right to Repair laws, healthcare costs will go down as they won't need to call the OEM every time a capacitor pops

[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, I'm all for Right to Repair.

Unfortunately it's only one part of our very broken healthcare system.

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Do printers next

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Thanks Biden

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago

Lol... when it literally takes an act of congress to stop the most widely known and discussed perverse incentive.

[-] sramder@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Truly the peoples president ;-)

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 year ago

What's the reverse of eating the onion? I definitely thought this was fake until seeing the source.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Something towards the parody horizon.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Fucking finally.

this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2024
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