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[-] otp@sh.itjust.works 94 points 8 months ago

I think bagels are boiled, then baked. Cooked twice.

Then we toast them to cook them a third time.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

And if we're from the Midwest and at a fair, cook them a fourth time by deep frying them.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

That might make me consider actually going to the state fair instead of bitching about it making traffic terrible by bringing a ton of people into the middle of the city

[-] 93maddie94@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

We went this fall like we have for the past few years but even the lemonades were $10-15 so I don’t think we’ll be returning.

[-] nomous@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Our state fair is in some little ass town in the middle of nowhere. I've always wanted to make the 3 hour drive, just never gotten around to it, $15 lemonades don't sound very encouraging.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

what would cooking them for a fifth time look like. is it even possible?

boil > bake > grill > fry > microwave

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

"Just fucking kill me already"

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Probably something like Cuil theory

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Like some hardcore JPEG re-compression

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Nobody knows...

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 94 points 8 months ago

I was making toast once at work.

A particularly baffling coworker saw this and went "oh you like toast do you? I had an uncle who liked toast"

I'm not sure if he just didn't like to leave good silence alone, or if he had a bizarre family where nobody else liked toast except for Mad Uncle Toast Eater, who presumably died from his crippling toast addiction.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I hope you didn't respond to him, to make him uncomfortable with the silence again.

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Maybe that silence is his Toast though. The more you have, the more you want.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 23 points 8 months ago

fucking incredible sentence though. what a legend.

[-] graymess@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

Elder Scrolls NPC type conversation.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 8 months ago

I think it has more to do with wanting the bread warm in any way ... so that you can melt butter on top of it. Nothing like fresh baked bread and melting butter over it. The next best thing is to take cold bread, toast it and melt butter over it.

I grew up poor and I remember being a kid and craving melted butter on warm toast but we seldom had any ... so we often opted to using just lard instead. Same sensation but the taste wasn't as good.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

Hey! ..... I'm OK! .... Me and my arthritic body, I'm OK!

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I hope you're aware of The Heart Attack Grill. Amazing fries cooked in lard. All you can eat fry bar. The burgers are pretty good too.

When I went they stopped at a quadruple burger. This thing is insane.

https://youtu.be/Kb4dUaE3yaM?si=mc208gkPR38mQgMd

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[-] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

I’ll do you one better… toast the bread, add the butter, then when that’s all melted into place, sprinkle cinnamon over it. Fucking amazing.

[-] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 2 points 8 months ago

Ooh I'm excited to try this. Going to do this next time I want a slight snack.

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[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 22 points 8 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if originally it was something you did to rescue stale bread. Can't waste any good food when it's scarce, you know?

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago

I still use it to rescue state bread. Either that, or if I need a harder/warmer surface to spread things on.

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Y'all gonna want summa this guh'mint cheese for that state bread, too, ya know.

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[-] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 21 points 8 months ago
[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

In crust we trust, amen!

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago

Watch the shock on OP's face when they learn of bis-cuit.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Do you mean crunchy cookies, or savory butter scones?

[-] nomous@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

EITHER ONE!

[-] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago
[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Maillard, there is a special place in paradise for you.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Maillard Place would be a funny name for a mansion.

[-] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Now french it

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Knowing humanity, it involves either a dare, laziness, desperation, an accident or pigheaded stuberness, and usually a combination of those.

[-] andxz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Perhaps someone smoked some smelly herbs and the only available thing to eat afterwards happened to be stale bread and butter.

I guess that'd technically qualify as an accident. A happy accident, if you will.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 8 months ago

John Toast invented toast in 1439 when he tried to cook bread twice.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I don't enough about the ways of toast to dispute this. But I kind of love that there was a guy named John Toast that went around cooking shit twice until something stuck.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Sourdough is good. Toasted sourdough is bread's best life.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I love sourdough because it doesn't even need butter!

[-] John_McMurray@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

What's even better, spread mayo on both sides and fry it on a flat top.

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Maillard reaction is pretty awesome

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I have always contended that bread is just raw toast.

Toast is life.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

A brilliant confluence of skill and purpose!

[-] Doof@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

You bake bread and you toast .. toast.

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[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I mean, you can make toast the first time you cook it, if you do it at the wrong temperature and for too long. Also, it definitely won't be toasted evenly.

Still you'd end up with enough toast that you could try it out and see if you liked it, before anyone had invented it. Since this happens by accident all the time, it's reasonable to assume we've known about toast exactly as long as we've known about bread.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Toast is where the sliced non crust part of the bread gets cooked. You can't make toast when originally cooking because you just end up with thicker darker crust. The inside of over baked does not become toast.

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