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[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 36 points 7 months ago

I'm pretty sure I know the answer but I can't quite put my finger on it...

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

It's a tight schedule

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

I believe the answer is "oooooohhhhhaahhhhghhh"

[-] spizzat2@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

You were so close! The correct answers are "Ooooohhh and I'm sorry".

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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago
[-] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

And I jizz. In my pants. ๐ŸŽ†

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

The answer to the Pro State exam is to decentralize the government.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

"Milking is fun" is a great answer.

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Lean over to the person to your right during the SAT, and loudly whisper "what did you put for your name?"

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

"You guys are getting prostate exams?"

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Please hurry

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The answer is the guy in the picture ๐Ÿ‘…

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Tighten and break their finger.

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Don't cum on the floor

[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Yes. Come here and Iโ€™ll show you

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Yes and more.

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

Have them use an ultrasound (external).

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Deeper" always seemed to work for me.

Or, you are gonna need a bigger finger.

this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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