I've been hearing the words that you've been saying. You've been mentioning for a while that you're upset at my actions. I do respect your opinion and your experience. That's why I'm here to say this.

That's why I want to say that I'm sorry that your feelings were hurt.

Phew, that was hard. But it's a bit of a relief for me to say it. I hope that it starts to bring the same feeling of closure for you.

I do really apologise that you got so upset. I didn't think beforehand about how sensitive you are. But now that it's happened, I absolutely regret not noticing how much of an easily aggrieved person you are.

It's fair to say that no one is perfect. I certainly can attest that this definitely applies to me. God is the only perfect being, and certainly I am no God.

My first mistake was not deliberating with my thoughts before interacting with such a melodramatic person. I'll have to be more careful about this going forward.

My parents were strict but loving people. They taught me right from wrong. And when I was wrong, there's no point in trying to deny it. As dad always said, "not admitting a mistake is the biggest mistake you can make."

And I'm here, my heart and mind open, admitting to you that I was wrong. I was wrong to forget what an total crybaby you are about things. I was wrong to imagine that you'd have any sort of adult response to normal things. And definitely I was dead wrong in thinking that you'd miss an opportunity to blow things out of proportion, yet again.

We good?

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[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

yep, nailed it, typical cistake

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

yes we all have regrets now please face the wall how-compelling

[-] vertexarray@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Thank you for accomodating my hair trigger catastrophization and boundlessly adaptable victimhood complex ๐Ÿ˜Š means a lot

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Excuse me, I don't have the mental capacity to receive any sort of information like this.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago
[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Nope. You need to redo this apology in a video format, make sure you cut constantly to mist your eyes in between sentences to make it look like you're crying, and you'd better tell me to like and subscribe and join your patreon at the end. (Also, I'd prefer it if your apology video was sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends but it isn't mandatory.)

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