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Shop with cop! (hexbear.net)

The indoctrination must start early.

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[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 39 points 8 months ago

shoplifting hardcore difficulty

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago

sicko-wistful this should be legal to piss on

[-] Doubledee@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago

Lol the cops need to be paid to hang out with cute children or they won't do it. The store needs to pay for their public outreach program. The disdain for the people is palpable.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Putting aside my seething disdain for the pigs:

anakin-padme-1 "Police officers spend time with children and shop with them in local stores...to help reinforce they are there to help"

anakin-padme-2 So they do it for free right, as a form of community outreach?

anakin-padme-3

anakin-padme-4 They do it for free, right?

Fucking lmao, could barely be more transparent that they regard everyone else as beneath them. I suppose we should be grateful they're such jackasses about things like this, if they actually did outreach stuff that wasn't "don't do drugs or you'll go to prison forever" more people would probably back them

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago
[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

That's my first thought.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

arrives at a shop

do you want to buy some candy?

i plead the fifth and will not talk to you without my lawyer

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 24 points 8 months ago

In my house, we don't talk to the police.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

I'm somehow assuming that this is aimed at white kids. Just a hunch.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Anything else is basically just murder.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Children of color are instead directed to an alternative event, "Box with a Cop."

This event focuses on children and families in the local non-White communities. Police Officers spend time with the children and fight to the death with them at the local boxing rings. It also teaches these children the fighting skills that they need to survive in their own communities, if they make it out of the ring alive. Please help us reach our goal by supporting this program. Thank you!

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 22 points 8 months ago

proud to see that tip box empty 🫡

[-] Ithorian@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

There was 16cents in it lol

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

honestly that feels like more of a burn than if it was empty

[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago
[-] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

children are able to purchase any items they want at the store.

what, so cops will help kids buy guns and booze?

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

STOP

You must not shop with Cop.

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

If I had a child, I would do everything to prevent a police officer from getting near them

[-] booty@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

make it shoplift with a cop and im in

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