I hate all these white boys with nazi haircuts (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by AcidMarxist@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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If you got the money to maintain these shitty hairstyles, save it for a while then move back to Dresden germany-cool

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[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

[-] spacecadet@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Zone of Interest

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

I hate all these white boys...

gigachad

Say no more, king.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

Thank you for your blessings, comrade sharkfucker

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

Maybe if they got rid of that ol' yee-yee ass haircut they got, they'd get some bitches on their dick

[-] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 7 months ago

😭😭😭😭😭

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

My friends used to bully me for getting the "Hitler youth haircut" and I am grateful for that now

[-] da_gay_pussy_eatah@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

I think of it as my butch era.

[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

lol same here

[-] kfc@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

I go fully hairless from toes to scalp. I'll never be able to afford adulthood so I just stay babymaxxing

[-] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Whatever exists in creation without my knowledge exists without my consent.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Reject hitler youth hair. Embrace growing your hair out.

Infinite compliment glitch.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Yup, long hair + cool mustache = more compliments than I've ever gotten before in my life

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

I'm a big fan of long hair in theory, but in practice it annoyed me all the time so I cut it short again (though not to hitler youth levels).

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

I buzzed my head when I realized the baldness didn't sustain having long hair anymore, grew a goatee instead (can't grow a full beard coz of a skin condition). I barely remember what I looked like without goatee and with hair.

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

i do hate the "shaved on the sides long on top" crap. I leave my hair long on top but i don't shave the sides so i don't look like a fuckin douchebag.

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

David Lynch maybe the exception

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

David Lynch doesn't shave the sides down to a buzzcut.

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

If i did shaved sides and longer on top look people would think Im some medieval monk lol. Whaddup male pattern balding gang

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

I just have very little hair on top and a lot of it on the sides/back, so I have Nature's own tonsure

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

They love that haircut while making racist comments about “broccoli hair”

[-] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Please post said haircut. I'm very afraid I'm rocking said haircut. (Just let me have my mullet in peace!)

[-] SkeletorJesus@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Idk I just have no idea what the hell else to do with my hair. Long all over/short all over just looks bad to me and anything else is too complex for me to do right. It's not shaved on the sides, but it's generally a number 1~2.