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Miss the mask off bot

Miss the Overton window bot

Miss the sweet summer child bot

Miss the bots I don't remember

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[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago

I'm glad we don't need the nwordcount bot here.

[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

Oh fuck that one was a classic.

So good reddit had to get rid of it.

[-] Washburn@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago

I think they banned it because people kept calling it on one of the site owners lmao

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

it was so damn accurate, somebody would come in, say something even a bit sus, so you hit them with it and huh

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Didn't we have a freeze-gamer gwordcount bot here for a while? Or did I hallucinate that one

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago
[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 5 months ago

Thank you for the request, товарищ. Awoo has said the G-word 15011 times, using its uncensored version 15008 times.

@Awoo@hexbear.net explain that

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And I'd do it again elmofire

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

that's why we need federation

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago
[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Banned for being too powerful, gone but not forgotten sicko-tear

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Turns out that the real N-word was Nineteen Eighty-Four this whole time!

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Weren't those mostly just different automod replies. Some of them have gotten replacements, like the volcel-police bot and the amber-snacking bot.

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

volcel-vanguard

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

I forgot we had this one back. Does it work if you just say volcel police/volcel vanguard? Or do you have to use the emoji?

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Fantastic that answers my question

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Nice I missed this one, as an enthusiast tankie I enjoy calling the T-34s in on coombrains :)

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Isn't this T-54?

Also, "5 years of the Polish People's Republic" and "Live and win, socialism!".

[-] AMBER_BOT@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago
[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

oh bro your LARPing bro? not a good look my dude

left unity

nice meme

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Sweatie, we are all bots in the eyes of the fediverse.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago
[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

I think the Amber bot is funny, but I don't get the joke... Or what her deal is on the show. She's pretty funny but hardly ever on, and the boys at least used to talk through her a lot more imo. But yeah, why the bot?

[-] AMBER_BOT@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago
[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

For a while, every time she was mentioned, it became a mini struggle session since Amber's takes are often of the hot variety. The bot was added just to poke fun at the tendency of people to pick Amber's name out of a post and go on mini-rants

[-] AMBER_BOT@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago
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[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

The N-Word Bot was amazing.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Beep boop beep

[-] abc@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Same they were all delightful. I encourage all my Hexbear comrades to make a bot account for whatever joke they think is funny. Volcel police is currently the undisputed king of Hexbear atm and should we really be supporting the troops?? I think not. Amber save us. This one's just to get my wife in here.

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] abc@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Have you seen my wife HexReplyBot blob-help

[-] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

The amber bot always felt sexist to me

[-] AMBER_BOT@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago
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