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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Please keep in mind that state officials will be using valuable time reviewing these complaints, and there is no character limit when submitting them, so if you do need to make a complaint it should be as detailed as possible in order to best help the cause!

Also the form accepts images so if you have any, please make sure they are formally documented in your submission!

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[-] booty@hexbear.net 78 points 11 months ago

I randomly selected some Utah elementary school from their list and told ChatGPT to ramble for "an excessive period" about their child's experience in an after-school program in that school. It certainly did that. When it was done I then told it to continue rambling about a "vaguely-defined problem" with that after school program. Pasted it all into their required field and moved on. im-doing-my-part

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago

07 thank you I hope a thorough investigation gets to the bottom of this

[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Poor CGPT was forced to listen to DEI and CRT. OMG!

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 months ago

I wanted to submit a complaint but I couldn't think of something more than "your mom" but I didn't think of ChatGPT, maybe this'll help

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 66 points 11 months ago
[-] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 11 months ago

Whats the lore behind that image and how could I get a copy???

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

It was a DPRK soldier caught on camera on Google Maps, and when somebody tried to upload an image of him it glitched out and crashed the site.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

It was very high resolution.

[-] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 11 months ago

Can i use this photo to crash other sites???

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There are images specifically engineered to cause problems, for example this: https://www.bamsoftware.com/hacks/deflate.html

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

when somebody tried to upload an image of him it glitched out and crashed the site.

Specifically one that was resized to such an absurd size that the poster's computer supposedly crashed while trying to save it, leaving that broken image, which crashed the image hosting side of the site when they tried to upload it and it subsequently went into a loop of rebooting, trying to process the same broken image, and crashing again until an admin noticed and shut the process down until the issue could be patched. There were no embedded images for like a week or two after that.

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

the extremely large DPRK soldier dprk-soldier

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Now we know how are they pushing the trains - they are giants.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Rudy Guillani in drag.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 49 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It would really be a shame if many folks got together to overwhelm this critically important community service rendering it useless. I hope that doesn't happen.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago

Please PIGPOOPBALLS dont PIGPOOPBALLS include PIGPOOPBALLS any PIGPOOPBALLS irrelevant PIGPOOPBALLS images PIGPOOPBALLS either PIGPOOPBALLS

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 48 points 11 months ago

I have credible reports of men and women using the same bathroom. My girlfriend and daughter have forced me to wait to poop in the morning in our own house for the last time.

Although seriously it would be hilarious to report the homes of all the state legislators for having bathrooms that men or women can use at will.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

This is chefs kiss

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago

I did my duty and instructed ChatGPT to tell everything about what happened to my poor little Brayden at some random Utah school

[-] Des@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

finally an ethical use case for that thing!

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Because we live in a transparent and liberty loving country, we should appreciate that donor information is publicly available. In fact, we can see the list of donations made in Provo, Utah, a very conservative city. We can also see the donor’s occupation and employer, and zip code.

https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?contributor_city=Provo&two_year_transaction_period=2024&min_date=01%2F01%2F2023&max_date=12%2F31%2F2024&contributor_state=UT

You can also look up that donor’s property tax information which reveals their full address, which you can likely confirm with a zip code match and LinkedIn occupation match.

https://www.utahcounty.gov/LandRecords/NameSearchForm.asp

With great transparency comes great responsibility. Do not abuse such information.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

ensure submitted images are not broken, like missingram, or else it could take down the entire server

[-] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 11 months ago

Oh dear. I certainly did not anonymously submit several spurious, generated complaints with made up details to this hotline.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Thank you!

I have notified my friends and comrades to NOT share this form! Flooding the State of Utah with bullshit complaints would prevent them from targeting trans people. Hindering that initiative would be extremely cool and also illegal.

Spread the word!

[-] robinnn@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

I requested whistleblower status

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Dawg you are so cooked. Boeing is going to find you.

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

Should we not use a VPN set to Utah?

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

These VPNs would have to turn in data to the state wouldn’t they? If they get suspicious.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Depends on which VPN do you use

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Which ones don’t report information 👀 wouldn’t any operating in the US be compelled to? I suppose it also depends on whether they encrypt their data.

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

So which do I not click on?

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

Submit anything you want on any complaint form you want. The point is to waste their time

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 months ago

They really have a hotline for that?

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

a ballsack has made a complaint

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