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Too soon (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] abfarid@startrek.website 52 points 6 months ago

At the risk of sounding pedantic (which I am), beaming up doesn't physically move you up, just molecularly deconstructs you on the spot.

Side note, do transporters purge poop when transporting? Cause why not, they filter stuff out anyway, might as well de-poop and de-pee.

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

The dominant theory is since there are no bathrooms anywhere on any Star Trek show, the transporters would have to be involved somehow.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 6 months ago

They do have sonic showers. Don't remember any references to toilets tho.

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It might have been a joke but I think Jonathan Franks pointed out the single bathroom on the Enterprise one time.

Yeah supposedly the clip is on Journey's End: The Saga of Star Trek - The Next Generation

https://youtu.be/UAKQzZfpaz8?si=x_jCkGKAqVRK1AEX

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

That's just want you to think!

It actually disintegrates you and prints out a new clone.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago

Tomato, tomato.

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

With the shit of course.

[-] Brickardo@feddit.nl 8 points 6 months ago

Does the poop stay where the beamed up lad was? Because that's going to be a problem for beaming lots of people at once

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 9 points 6 months ago

No, of course not, it goes to the same place all other filtered contaminants go. Recycled for replicators, I presume.

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 43 points 6 months ago

Christ that's an old one! First saw this graffiti in the 1970s

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Maybe "too soon" was sarcasm?

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago

Clearly fake. The splattered shit is missing.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

who is soon and why is this for him?

Edit: Oh I see you corrected the "to/too" typo in your title. Great.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

And ye olde red shirt gets to clean out the transporter

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

"Of all the... Son of a... Couldn't you have waited two seconds?"

[-] Muscar@discuss.online 1 points 6 months ago
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