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Safety recalls are negated by alternating between upper and lower case.
Near future?...
No BiGgIe. TeSlA iS dOiNg a VOLUNTARY SaFeTy ReCaLl DuE tO tHe ExPlOdInG bAtTeRy PrObLeM. aNd OnLy OnE pErSoN iN tHe FaMiLy Of FoUr DiEd.
My cyber truck killed my father, destroyed my mother's career, foreclosed on the family home, took my sisters legs, and automatically ran over my dog.
Still love my truck tho
I hate new country songs.
Muskrats are absolutely losing their minds and you love to see it
It's especially funny because they thought he was some Ironman genius and by extension they were smart cuz they thought he was smart. The ego meltdowns are glorious.
They bought it to look cool and are having a meltdown at the idea that a lot of people don't think they're cool.
What even is that last “insult” in the OPs image LMAO
Who even asked, letting the projection shine through a little too hard there mate
Wonder how sycophantic their tweet will be when the Elon Mobile shorts and burns down 5 city blocks
"Only got 3rd degree burns on 95% of my body, a true attestation to sound safety standards"
Johnny Got His Gun except the message the quadruple amputee is pounding out in morse code is "still love the truck though"
"One" but if it were a single off of Re-Load
Still love the truck though!
Hopefully they are involved in a single car (theirs) accident and are found with the pedal upper their ass sideways
Mentioning ford is funny considering that more people have now died in Tesla battery fires (83) than in Pinto fires (27). Increasing Pinto deaths to account for number sold (~5M Teslas vs ~3.2M Pintos) would give 42, roughly half of Tesla's.
But no it's a good thing when your new fancy car is twice as deadly as the car that's famous for being a deathtrap.
yeah IDIOTS want to complain about your POTENTIAL DEATH TRAP. What losers!
Road Trip
Los Angeles to Santa Cruz
Considering Musk was best buddies with Epstein, that last one is pretty great.
Drake?
this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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