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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

Dead internet theory? All twitter bots.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

Quack quack, it's a duck!

Space duck says: ACAB

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Wait. A male duck is a Drake. Kendrick's surname is Duckworth.

Is Mars listening to Earth rap beef?

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Martian duck says: peace was never an option, quack!

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 26 points 5 months ago

I wanna feel how smooth it is. 👋

Not as smooth as my brain.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

What would be smoother:

A stone polished by billions of years of wind and microfine dust in a perfectly dry environment.

OR

A brain polished by countless hours of posting.

🤔

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago
[-] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Wait, penises aren't supposed to look like that?

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That’s why they called it weird.

Edit; they, not he.

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago
[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Changed it, cheers for calling me out.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 5 months ago

It's a bottle, Polish tourists are littering :(

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago
[-] Magician@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What an utterly predictable person.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

I can't tell if this is a bot or just someone who's incredibly stupid

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Gunther Eagleman

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

I knew the Chinese hid concentration camps on Mars, but I couldn't find proof until now

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

This is so clearly a heel. Martians have fashion

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago
[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Looks kinda like a lute on its back

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

looks like a compression artifact

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

It makes me think of some ancient sea-life. Surprisingly, not the Tully Monster, but rather a vertebrate fish from when jaws were not yet in vogue.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

That could be housing for more deserving homeless Americans! >.>

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Define “irony”.

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