Edit: Replaced with a better article since I was too lazy to click links earlier this morning. Old article link if you want it
Woke up this morning and everything was upside down! Took it to the shop for a quick resolder, unfortunately I can only walk on my hands now while they work out the bugs, but I'm assured it will be taken care of in a couple of weeks. Still love the implant!
I can't wait until we get to see advertisements for all our favourite products in our dreams!
If we actually get to the point where I have to see ads in my sleep without my consent, I am going to become an eco terrorist
This is a really bad news article lol. It has all the hallmarks of getting ChatGPT to rephrase and summarise a single source - the Neuralink corporate blog post. No journalism here. Just taking the company's own facts and framing at face value.
Yeah, the author's bio says that she graduated 2 years ago lol. It's a press release scrambled up. Haven't seen any other articles mentioning that this stupid thing has already started to fail, though.
The article links to another one
That's a lot better so I replaced it. My bad for skipping over the in-article links lol
No problem lol. I'm mocking the publisher, not you.
Between brain worms, neuralink chips, and microplastics, brains are having a bad time.
Don't forget continuing lead poisoning
Mad respect for using an archive link :)
Turning myself into Krang from Ninja Turtles to impress Elon Musk.
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over/under on whether they faked the demo? 100%
From what I saw you can do the stuff they did with high end off the shelf stuff
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.