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Still not voting for you. (hexbear.net)
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[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 69 points 6 months ago

They're making it a difficult choice, on one hand, Trump gave Putin and Xi a list of all CIA assets in their countries, will disband NATO, and sell Hawaii, on the other hand Biden is gonna reunify Korea, open the borders, and destroy Israel?

If only we had the democrats Maga thinks we have, and republicans that Blue Maga thinks we do.

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 6 months ago

Lmao

Imagine how delusional one must be to actually think Joe Biden intends to, I dunno, fly down to Texas and have the Air Force carpet bomb the border fence while he's mid speech. He'll end with that Yanos quote about "borders being scars on the earth" so he's removing one today. Then Chairman Biden, president of the united socialist states of America, along with Fidel's bastard who holds the executive position for the northern part of the new country, will walk over and shake hands and hug new chairman for the southern part of USSA. Three equal leaders with no borders, all smiling while they do propaganda photoshoots aiming firing squad rifles at senators [redacted].

As they pull the trigger the pop sound wakes you up and it turns out to be your old dog farted in their sleep and woke you up from dreams of glorious revolution. As the sadness of reality seeps in, the stench only grows more unbearable.

Old dog fart seems like an appropriate comparison for US politics...

[-] psychoplantkiller@hexbear.net 52 points 6 months ago

[-] YOuLibsWoulD@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago

Honestly, this is the last straw for me. I can excuse genocide, but I draw the line at pandering to tankies.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago

POGGERRS BIDEN

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

Kim will reunite Korea, for he is the choseon one juche-rose

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Damn right.

kim-peace biden-leftist

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Kim Jong Jack

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

CommiePOGGERS

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

sicko-wistful

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

The Stutter Strikes Again

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

If he meant it and had a plan to make good on it, I'd vote for him and I don't ever vote and am note American

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 6 months ago

Ah one of those mules I've heard about!

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

when he's right he's right shrug-outta-hecks

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

New emoji just dropped?

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

:biden-pog:

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Being a dancing monkey at the white house sure paid dividends for Park, huh?

This is even funnier than the recent incident when Biden called Japan "Xenophobic" right after Kishida's visit.

[-] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 6 months ago

Comrade Biden confirmed?

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