The life I live is not aligned with my principles.

I met my wife because I was flirting with this woman and then she left and my wife showed up and in my drunken state I thought she was the same girl I was talking to before so rizz was exceptional and I ended up keeping her after that night.

10 years later we got married last year! Woo! Embarrassment!

My social security number. How embarrassing is yours?

(Please don't post your actual number, even for the lolz)

Some of you have a very low threshold for embarrassment.

Not embarrassing, weird maybe?

I secretly enjoy weird combination of foods (sometimes too exotic)

• milkshake and broccoli (or any veggie)

• watermelon and salt

• tortillas with papaya and whole lot of chilly pepper

I could go on..

Either that I only eat frozen meals and don't cook. Or that I have never had any friends. Or that I'm a cis female but have a ton of excess hair in the wrong spots (esp on my chin and neck) I try to keep on top of. Or that I've never been in a relationship and I'm 30. So many things to choose from!

My life is not so bad, though! The internet exists both for human connection and for entertainment. And I have a good job so I make enough to buy random crap.

I'm 6'3" and look like I'd rip someone's throat out for coughing wrong.

I cry really easily when in conflict 😅

I was desperate enough to have sex with your mother.

You know that scene with the guy on the castle wall in Monty Python and the Holy Grail that farts in your general direction?
Yeah, I giggled.

I spent over $2k on a bike I never wish to ride.

Sometimes I still can't accept losing a game. I'm 23.

I have 3 testicles, but 0 boyfriends

😔

It's hard to decide: Certain physical features often associated with beauty are too prominent on me. I have a habit of under-describing my best qualities when asked. And I'm too dang humble for my own good.

Probably my wardrobe. I keeping thinking in gonna change and I buy new clothes and I think I look very sharp then I wear that exact outfit a year later and it somehow looks junky and weird. I just wear office casual for everything now since it's easy, doesn't change and I have a lot of it.

I'm too embarrassed to tell you. I'll give you a freebie, though: I bought Mega Man X7 for the PlayStation 2. Unironically. On purpose. Having enjoyed the previous Mega Man X games, I didn't think for a second it would be bad.

It was bad.

Being in a bad relationship because of money. Noooooooobody understands.

I once bought an Xbox 360 to play Sonic 06 just to see how unfinished the game was for myself 😂

I post on Lemmy.

I've never learnt to dance

Aside from relationship surprises and having the full Bruce Lee package, the first one that comes to mind is my mum wanted to reuse my grandpa's unisex name and named me after him despite the gender difference. Despite him being my favorite family member, it feels awkward whenever I'm at gatherings.

Maybe TMI but hygiene. When I'm too sad to clean up then obviously I don't do it, but when I'm doing really good I get so caught up in my work that I forget to clean up.

My parents.

The only thing that I find genuinely embarrassing about myself is NSFW related, and this isn't an anon account, so, yeah. Big one, though.

Other than that, I've just done a lot of particularly embarrassing things that I remember in my sleep that everyone else has probably forgotten about by now. I was immature for a long time. It's normal.

My face

I'd totally get in Austin power's Shaguar.