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Posting IS praxis and this is a solidarity thread with the freedom fighters of New Caledonia

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[-] RedStarOS@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago
[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It sure does, all the way up to 10000 too!

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

Infinite 13/11s on the french

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Going to double my comment here, considering the relevance:
The 18th of Brumaire was literally on the 9th of November, or, in other words, it happened on 9/11.

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[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Lmao I like this one

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Mr. Escargot! A second baguette!"

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

anti-french memes are addictive so I've been trying to tapir off

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago
[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago
[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

don't worry, i got their ass elsewhere in this thread

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Sorry I don't speak code lyoko

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Any time someone tries to correct my pronunciation of croissant, I point out that the pastry originated from Austria so really it should be pronounced as [Exaggerated Arnold Schwarzenegger accent saying Croissant]

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

I can't even imagine what that sounds like

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

I didn't understand this at first but then I tried saying croissant out loud in my thickest attempt at a french accent and it's surprisingly accurate.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Lmao right? It's a "Qwua" sound and it does weird things to the mouth

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[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Hating "le oui oui baguette" is my normal state of being are you telling me that my hatred is finally justified in the eyes of the world???

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

astronaut-2 astronaut-1 always has been

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

If you look carefully, you can often tell if a person speaks French all the time by the pattern of lines on the side of their mouth, this allows you to quickly identify who to mock.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I see your reason, bueno amigo....

Vive Nueva Caledonia! Muerte al Francia!

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

white people when garlic is on the table

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

The 18th of Brumaire was literally on the 9th of November, or, in other words, it happened on 9/11.

[-] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

How organized is the backlash in new Caledonia? A single spark can light a prairie fire, but it needs direction too. I worry these riots are too disorganized and unfocused to really fight off the French. That's the impression I'm getting from western media anyway, so I'm taking it with a big old chunk of rock salt.

[-] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 5 months ago

is there some hexbear injoke about hating french (and italian?) people or is this just standard anglo xenophobia?

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

oh don't worry, we hate the anglos too don't get us started about their inferior brain pans that predispose them to spice intolerance and war crimes

[-] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

its not a hexbear injoke, the entire world hates the french.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

fuck i need that "Don't speak French" sign sicko-wistful

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hexbear hates on every "international community" nationality equally.

france-cool ukkk ukkkraine kkkanada amerikkka anti-italian-action germany-cool hungary-cool aus-delenda-est spain-cool swiss-cool isntrael nato-cool japan-cool eu-cool

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

dont forget one of the most important ones anglo-burn

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Pictured: anglo eating spicy food

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

spicy food

a bottle of water with a drop of lemon

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

is there some hexbear injoke

oui

[-] commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago
[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Marg bar America, France, at England...

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Italians are just funny. The french are genuinely satanic

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

>Anglo xenophobia

lol lmao, stop

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Do you not hate the french???

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

For sure when some reactionary Americans shit on France it's jus being shitty, homophobic, crass. When a bunch of commies shit on France, it's more because of what the country has done to African and Pacific colonies under its iron fist. Truly evil shit has been done and continues to be done by France, but they have a better PR team and aren't half as evil as America.

[-] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

booo*, we need ones about their.colonial history, lemme try cdes, pls laugh:

the french take all the tax from their colony in namibia? what are they (royal they, not the masses nor the people ofc) stupid?? you know youre gonna lose your colony like that right?

... centuries later ...

huh i guess they are stupid (not franks, gauls, francophones, norman french; yes the tudors, jacobins, napoleonites, royalists etc.) after all

sucks to suckkk


*cde i was not actually booing you and apologize if i hurt your feelings or anyrhing

let me know if i did ill try to make it right

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

pooh-wtf there's a joke in here somewhere

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[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Hope they can find the anti-tank rounds to put this anti-materiel rifle into good use.

[-] Misanthropic_Stork@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

Mais quelle bande de ricains puants 🤣

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Never before has anyone uttered the words of that tongue here, in Hexbear gulag

also i dont think what you said was very nice

[-] Misanthropic_Stork@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

Americans don't deserve anyone being nice to them

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