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Posting IS praxis and this is a solidarity thread with the freedom fighters of New Caledonia

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[-] RedStarOS@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago
[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It sure does, all the way up to 10000 too!

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

anti-french memes are addictive so I've been trying to tapir off

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

don't worry, i got their ass elsewhere in this thread

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Sorry I don't speak code lyoko

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Any time someone tries to correct my pronunciation of croissant, I point out that the pastry originated from Austria so really it should be pronounced as [Exaggerated Arnold Schwarzenegger accent saying Croissant]

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I can't even imagine what that sounds like

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I didn't understand this at first but then I tried saying croissant out loud in my thickest attempt at a french accent and it's surprisingly accurate.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Lmao right? It's a "Qwua" sound and it does weird things to the mouth

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[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

If you look carefully, you can often tell if a person speaks French all the time by the pattern of lines on the side of their mouth, this allows you to quickly identify who to mock.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Hating "le oui oui baguette" is my normal state of being are you telling me that my hatred is finally justified in the eyes of the world???

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

astronaut-2 astronaut-1 always has been

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I see your reason, bueno amigo....

Vive Nueva Caledonia! Muerte al Francia!

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The 18th of Brumaire was literally on the 9th of November, or, in other words, it happened on 9/11.

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

white people when garlic is on the table

How organized is the backlash in new Caledonia? A single spark can light a prairie fire, but it needs direction too. I worry these riots are too disorganized and unfocused to really fight off the French. That's the impression I'm getting from western media anyway, so I'm taking it with a big old chunk of rock salt.

[-] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

is there some hexbear injoke about hating french (and italian?) people or is this just standard anglo xenophobia?

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

oh don't worry, we hate the anglos too don't get us started about their inferior brain pans that predispose them to spice intolerance and war crimes

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hexbear hates on every "international community" nationality equally.

france-cool ukkk ukkkraine kkkanada amerikkka anti-italian-action germany-cool hungary-cool aus-delenda-est spain-cool swiss-cool isntrael nato-cool japan-cool eu-cool

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

dont forget one of the most important ones anglo-burn

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Pictured: anglo eating spicy food

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

spicy food

a bottle of water with a drop of lemon

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

is there some hexbear injoke

oui

[-] commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Marg bar America, France, at England...

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Italians are just funny. The french are genuinely satanic

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

>Anglo xenophobia

lol lmao, stop

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Do you not hate the french???

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

For sure when some reactionary Americans shit on France it's jus being shitty, homophobic, crass. When a bunch of commies shit on France, it's more because of what the country has done to African and Pacific colonies under its iron fist. Truly evil shit has been done and continues to be done by France, but they have a better PR team and aren't half as evil as America.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Hope they can find the anti-tank rounds to put this anti-materiel rifle into good use.

[-] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

booo*, we need ones about their.colonial history, lemme try cdes, pls laugh:

the french take all the tax from their colony in namibia? what are they (royal they, not the masses nor the people ofc) stupid?? you know youre gonna lose your colony like that right?

... centuries later ...

huh i guess they are stupid (not franks, gauls, francophones, norman french; yes the tudors, jacobins, napoleonites, royalists etc.) after all

sucks to suckkk


*cde i was not actually booing you and apologize if i hurt your feelings or anyrhing

let me know if i did ill try to make it right

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

pooh-wtf there's a joke in here somewhere

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