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Always said sprite was the elixir of life
Just for kicks entered the same thing to Brave search and it's AI seems to give a much saner answer. Google search is an absolute joke these days.
I have no idea how Google manages to be so terrible. At least half the employees have to be actively sabotaging the company with the way it runs.
Do I need to refrigerate the urine first? 🤔
You have to drink it fresh.
Ah, thank you. Am I supposed to eat the kidney stones too?
You have to grind it up with a mortar and pestle then sniff it.
Comes in comes out, who knows, not me I'm a robot beep bop beep
guys it works!1!1!1!
Can someone eli5
It's telling you to drink urine. Read the last line.
High citrate beverages bind with calcium, reducing kidney stone chance
Yeah, my dad’s doctor told him to drink lemonade, but I don’t think the soda bit’s really the worst part.
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It's just trying to help you develop a kidney stone in the first place. Can't pass one of you don't have it.
okay apart from the urine thing, is it telling me to drink mountain dew?
this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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