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[-] Cikos@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

this is why the kiwi industry is unsustainable. the amount of energy to grow kiwi and lemon food livestock is far out weight the kiwi yield it wont be long until the kiwi industry collapses and consequently the kiwis will become jobless. jobless lead to instability, any young kiwi grow in such environment is prone to radicalization, soon you will have kiwi problem. they will start organizing themselves and demand independence. this is where the kiwi war start. #savethekiwis

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

It's too late, they've already occupied Australia's largest island and declared independence.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 1 points 5 months ago

that would be our 2nd largest island

the ones on our largest island only claim the dole

[-] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

New Zealand isn't a part of Australia?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago
[-] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Jokes are supposed to be funny?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Of course you wouldn't find it funny, it mocks the people who get so incredibly incensed by a running joke. Congratulations, you're the meme!

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Is it like an instant transformation? What sound does it make when it happens? is it a thoomp or pop or a twinkle?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 months ago

thoomp most definitely thoomp; or like that sqeaky pop sound maybe.

[-] Hellstormy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago
[-] IDew@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Vegans HATE this one simple trick!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 5 months ago

Ahhh... That's why they're so sour.

this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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