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[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago
[-] Lycist@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

I'm not a doctor, but overconsumption of water is a big indicator of diabetes :(

Thats what got me in and flagged as diabetic, I was pissing like twice an hour.

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

fyi, needing to pee more often than usual could also be an indicator for various sorts of cancer.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago
[-] Xirup@yiffit.net 8 points 4 months ago

Actually, pissing is a kind of deadly disease.

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago

Fun fact: (Almost) 100% of dead people pissed at some point in their life.

[-] Xirup@yiffit.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm scare I'm gonna die

Edit: I'm dead

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I looked it up and apparently most people who have died pissed at least once in their lives. You might be on to something there.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 9 points 4 months ago

Not pissing at all could indicate you are a ghost. Check by taking a selfie and posting it online, if you see a red circle around you, you are in fact a ghost.

[-] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

More likely Diabetes.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

My Dr was always freaked out by how much water I drink.

Turns out I'm not a diabetic, I just love drinking water.

It is worth checking though.

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I chatted to someone on the train once who told me she got addicted to the habit of drinking water and was hospitalized for a month or so because she basically flushed out all of her electrolytes and was deficient in everything. She said she was at 5-6L though.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I probably average a little better than that. I also drink tap water and am fortunate enough to live somewhere with excellent water. I have heard of people having similar issues with distilled water.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I do be doing that, hydrohomies assemble

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

This is really more of a pisspost.

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

Lemmy Pisspost

[-] KijinSeija@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago
[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 months ago

When I was drinking heavily on a nightly basis, I drank massive amounts of water to keep hydrated each day. The two coworkers at my office who share the space are both a good amount younger than me. I assume they think I have old-man bladder from how often I went to the bathroom. I'd rather that than explain that I was a functional alcoholic. Oh well, whateverโ€ฆ

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 7 points 4 months ago

My body is a machine that turns tap water with a tiny bit of coke into some amount of piss.

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

Missing: I drink a lot of pee

[-] atmur@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Came to the comments to post this if I couldn't find it XD

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

It's the ciiiircle of liiiiife.

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Just going to leave this here for the HydroHomies - []https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aznnt5JB1Gg

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[-] einlander@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
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this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024
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