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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

I'ma be banging hot milfs, later losers

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 44 points 3 months ago

Okay but after those milfs are going straight to jail

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago

That's the cost of doin business soviet-huff

[-] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 15 points 3 months ago

We thank them for their sacrifice :rosa-salute:

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

party-rocking TIME FOR A MILF JAIL BREAK MFERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[-] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago
[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

We need BLeeM emotes. Maybe one of Bud Cubby and one of Brennan with a megaphone at the strikes screaming, “It’s not looting if it was fucking money to begin with.”

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

This is my definitive and final take on "age gap"; I refuse to police who women choose to fuck, and I refuse to listen to anyone who does.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna police the fuck out of who everybody fucks and you can't stop me!

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 months ago

You may want to add an exception to this take for age of consent related judging

[-] Balefirex@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago
[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 38 points 3 months ago

Yes but a woman could choose to fuck a child, which is bad and should be judged

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago
[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

"choose to" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, oftentimes

[-] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you're over 20, you should be allowed to fuck whoever you want. I'm an adult, you're going to tell me I can't fuck this dilf or that milf? Ok liberal. The only exceptions have little to do with age, and has to do with specific power relationships, like a student and a professor, a client and an attorney, etc. As someone in their late 20s, I find a lot of older people hot, and I know my female peers also find 40 year men hot, so what am I to do? Tell my 24 year old friend she can't find a 40 year old hot.

[-] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

I think if you're a 20 year old who wants to fuck a 40 year old that's fine. I think if you're a 40 year old who wants to fuck a 20 year old....well...that's not a crime but....that's kinda gross.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

People 5 years younger than me look like actual children, IDK how anyone goes around getting horny for someone 20+ years younger than them

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Well it's a crime now! volcel-judge

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

so what am I to do? Tell my 24 year old friend she can't find a 40 year old hot.

Yes

[-] makotech222@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

my three-year younger wife: bloomer

me: gulaged

[-] Des@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

i have no idea who told me this but they were dead set on 4 years because "they should be someone you could have been in high school with"

and then proceeded to be like "well might be cringe if a freshmen was dating a senior" "or college sophmore and high school junior"

and yeah it all fell apart really fast

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Jokes on them, I had to redo highschool 7 times

[-] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

But at least it kind of makes sense, everybody at least has a chance to naturally be in the same peer groups and for general contact to develop into romantic/horny thoughts.

If the older person has to wait all day in the high school parking for the final bell to ring to get a date... seems like that's a bit much to tolerate.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Dear milfs: please impose your power dynamics on me

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Sorry all the milfs are in jail now

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago

NOOOOO :boohoo:

no wait

Milf horny jail? :awooga:

Excuse me, I had the "sex" with this woman younger by one day than me. Please arrest me. :trollface:

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago
[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Dating starts at 14 got it

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

That's basically two highschool freshmen so yeah

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

And what would you do if a 13-yo asks out a 13-yo?

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 3 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Does the inverse also count? Like you can't bag milfs that are older than (your age) * 2 - 7 ?

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I'm off by one

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

The true solution to the age gap discourse is the younger person needs to be the top. It balances out the equation on power imbalance

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago
[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

volcel-vanguard

[-] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago
[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

power dynamics?

seems pretty static to me

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Power dynamics

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think the age gap discourse is important but nuanced

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

But officer, what about the other person!

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Rule applies to them too.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

One of you needs to get on a space craft flying near the speed of light until relative time dilation makes one of you older objectively and the other older subjectively.

[-] nurjahreszeiten@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

13 years age difference here

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Phew. I'm glad I like older women. I just can't stop winning!!

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

You must report all the older women you've had sex with to the authorities now!

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

It would be really funny if the authority sex havers had to report to was an incel. Just clocking in and getting bombarded with people bragging about getting laid.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

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