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[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

These graphs could be used to justify ripping someone's head off.

[-] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 20 points 2 years ago

The solution: no human contact.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 2 years ago

Then your life is on contract

[-] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

It seems like the best bet is to just stay away, motherfucker.

[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

You know?

It's just one of those days.

[-] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

From what I've heard, it's all about the he says, she says bullshit

[-] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Think you better quit letting shit slip...

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

*Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit intensifies *

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I heard it on the classic rock station yesterday.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I was just telling my partners yesterday that I knew we were getting old, because all the restaurants we've gone to recently are playing music we grew up and came of age listening to. On one hand its nice to hear stuff I actually enjoy listening to. On the other, that just means I can start to feel the stale breath of the reaper on the back of my neck.

[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 7 points 2 years ago

Don't you dare do me dirty like that.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Twenty-four years ago.

If it was a porn star it would have been in the MILF category two years ago.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I saw Kurt Cobain on an advertisement for classic rock.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

How’s he doing these days?

[-] MikeOToxin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I hear his head can be a bit all over the place, but a nice fella.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Little bit of a scatter brain?

[-] MikeOToxin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Has a hard time keeping it all together, really.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I really want ozzy to cover break stuff after he released "one of those days"

[-] stembolts@programming.dev 19 points 2 years ago

Just one of those days.

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

Mr. Bizkit will not be taking questions regarding the reasoning behind his analysis and has, in fact, become quite agitated.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago
[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

We have CGP Grey at home...

[-] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[-] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

By ripping someone's head off

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

no human contact

should be a very relatable line for lemmy users boom roasted

[-] textik@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

My man grew that gross-ass soul patch just to reinforce his findings.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

But just look at this brief period following "every" when everything was less fucked and everyone sucked less! If only we could recapture that particular moment!

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

prageru be like

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 1 points 2 years ago

NOW IS THE SUMMER OF YOUR DISCONTENT!!

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

the first summer of many, and all the other seasons too. Enshittification has just begun.

[-] kwomp2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Someone discovered the dialectic of individual and society

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