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TIL, after years of playing Stardew Valley on-off, that Pierre apparently has quite the (well-deserved) hatedom.

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[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

Commies simping for Wal-Mart now? Bruh, what the fuck time line did I quantum leap into?

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago
[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Choosing to believe this is AI generated

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 2 years ago

iirc it's basically about how the "invisible hand" doesn't actually exist it's just big corporations (which basically own the country anyway) making deliberate, informed decisions rather than a central government

[-] NinjaGinga@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

this Yup, it's about how major corpos do central planning too, directed by banks, and how Mises Calculation Problem has been acceptably solved thanks to computers and vertical integration, or some shit. Not as revolutionary a book as I was hoping, but it's a short read and a nice gotcha for market-brained libs and chuds

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Your comment and the one above actually summarize the whole book a d you do not actually need to read it.

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

highly centralized logistics are efficient, who would've thought!

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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

It's a real book

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 2 years ago

found the Pierre enjoyer

[-] Luna@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

I need the lore. What did Pierre do that makes Jojomart look proletarian?

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

smdh y'all out here telling on yourselves for not completing the community bundles

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

(I have completed the game, just committing to the bit)

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

its not that jojomart is proletarian, its just that is a higher stage of development than a mom and pop shop. It's a much more efficient shop.

Also a more centralized institution will be easier to nationalize when a revolution happens.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I feel that the fact that magic exists kinda throws a wrench into things.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

He married a green haired MILF which means I can’t marry her.

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[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago
[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

To this day, I still can't get over the fact that the Ferngill Republic, the country Stardew Valley is in, is at war with another country on its southern border and that the Ferngill Republic is almost certainly the aggressor owning to the complete lack of damage towards Stardew Valley's infrastructure. Since Stardew Valley is a border town located at the Ferngill-Gotoro border, it doesn't make sense for Stardew Valley to not suffer damage to its infrastructure from the Gotoro military unless the Ferngill military invaded the Gotoro Empire and have the frontlines be miles south of the internationally recognized Ferngill-Gotoro border.

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

critical support to giving the veteran husband war flashbacks via popcorn or whatever happened i haven't played this game in six years

[-] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

That's also something annoying since it (along with the Prairie King) implies the existence of guns when I'm risking my neck against eldritch horrors in Skull Cavern and Ridge Forest with a dinky little sword.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Concerned Ape predicted the Ukraine war??? Is he CIA?

[-] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I used to rationalize this as the two countries preferring not to shit where they eat and duking it out over small tracks of land elsewhere of strategic and economic importance (like an unmentioned archipelago). Then SVE ruined it by adding a Gotoran character (Olivia) who’s worried about her relatives back home.

Would be nice, if there were a class traitor kulak path, to have an option where you amass large amounts of political-economic power and capital-strike the government into peace but I’m probably putting more thought into something the creator intended to be a cheap Iraq/Afghanistan vet analogue with Kent.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Someone should make a mod where you have a third option of starting your own farmer's market, and then you either slowly become a commune or another small business tyrant, based on things like whether you give away free food and whether you let other people join in.

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

That's why you put all your goods in the little basket/bin for transport

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[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago
[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Why can't I romance JoJo guy?

[-] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Because he's not a person, he's merely the living personification of capital itself.

[-] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Just imagine the RP possibilities after you marry him though!

porky-happy: "Have you considered renting out your farm to sharecroppers at slave wages to increase profits?"

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

That's why I build cabins and force my friends to work my farm for free while I sell all the crops.

Also, Junimo slave labor

[-] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Counterpoint: Those little bastards made me go to great lengths to get five different varieties of manure for their stupid bundles so fuck em

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