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Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Trade offer meme

I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don't know, bigotry and shit we don't want on Lemmy

You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt

ED: I'm too sleepy-eepy so I'd continue tomorrow.

ED: Slowly working on my backlog. I've not thought there would be more than 3-5 anons seeing that thread, lol.

ED: Seems like I resolved all recs. Thank you all. That was fun.

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[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 41 points 4 months ago

Your credit card number + pin

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 66 points 4 months ago

You are welcome.

[-] mr_satan 6 points 4 months ago

Bold of you to assume we have credit cards

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[-] Cano@lemm.ee 33 points 4 months ago

Can you draw me being happy? I cannot imagine it by myself

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 58 points 4 months ago

Cano being overwhelmed by billions of realities where they are happy even if they don't notice that.

Being happy for a depressed person is hard, and that realization made me love, kiss, slopy-style, the name IDLES gave to their most popular album: Joy as an act of Resistance. Idk your taste, but maybe these UK punks can make you feel seen at least.

[-] yemmly@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Isn’t this The Scream?

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's a valid question. I'd come to it right after I figure out how these hands work. Our written history knows wars started for even less significant reasons, so I'm pretty damn serious.

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

Reminds me of the reddit mascot...

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[-] Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 9 points 4 months ago

I'm sorry man. You're the best. Don't give up.

[-] Wofls@feddit.org 29 points 4 months ago

A dumped nuclear reactor core in a wasteland next to a dead tree. And there's a goat standing on top of the reactor of course

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 months ago

Our Ma said we aren't allowed around these places.

It's so warm, it's welcoming. Why don't you step closer and touch it yourself?

(I'm not that clever to draw a reactor right)

[-] Wofls@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago

It's beautiful.

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago

a cool sword that’s definitely not a stick I found on my walk

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 47 points 4 months ago

That's a magical mega stick that buffs your STR. It's magic is in adjusting to your journey, not making it too easy, but challenging and enjoyable.

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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

A sentient hat wearing another (inanimate, but quite dapper) hat

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 months ago

Do slaves really want to be free or their vision is distorted to the point their dream is to be a slaver?

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Brilliant! 10/10 masterpiece

[-] drew_belloc@programming.dev 19 points 4 months ago

A evil duck with a eye patch planning world domination

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 months ago

It's hard to pick the right ammo type to obliterate humans. It needs some testing on live targets.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 17 points 4 months ago

Sounds like AI with extra steps.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 months ago

What's that?

Extra steps.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago

отлично, очень хорошо

[-] Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 9 points 4 months ago

So better?

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

Russian alcoholic drawing on lemmy

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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Do a little rat pirate with a sword

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Baby Godzilla playing with city building blocks

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

Building a city from LEGO wasn't a good idea. These little plugs hurt. Why I'm not allowed to smash humans? Crushing them causes a funny fart-like sound. But no, I'm jailed to these stupid simulations.

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[-] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 months ago

Self portrait

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My hairs are greasy AF right now. Hope that wouldn't show up on the picture.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A english to english translator

 

Wearing a hat

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!

My prompt: The God of Lemmy

(I need to know who to sacrifice to.)

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[-] SaintMark@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Draw how you are feeling. A self portrait of the soul.

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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Worf challenging (creature or object of your choice) to honorable combat.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Star fleet doesn't allow starting an open combat, but Worf finds his way.

Worf: I can't undo years of injustice on Palestinia-3. These wounds left by zionism and islamism need generations to heal.

Worf: As an acting officer, I'm limited in what I can do, and that lack of power is painful to a klingon, yet...

Worf: I feel like teleporting Bibi to Defiant and making him stay there due to a bureaucratic hell for a year or two can make a difference.

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[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Draw a comically large spoon.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Nothing at 200x200 px can be comically large.

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[-] Yearly1845@reddthat.com 5 points 4 months ago

Your prompt is your own post. I want some recursion!

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[-] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

A goose on a unicycle going “wheeeeee”

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

It's so fast I couldn't picture him, but I accidentally shot their manling Matt who struggles to catch up to them on his bike. As told by Sun Tzi in his 'Art of Race', you shall never give a goose a unicycle.

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[-] owatnext@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Prompt meme:

Oh no! Anyway...

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

How vodka is made, an informative diagram

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[-] xytaruka@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

A small mouse using a match as a torch

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[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The CD cover art to the best album ever made.

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