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dog piece, gun piece, monster truck piece. That's just today.

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[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah? I’m picturing your chess pieces in my mind, and I am rotating them

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago
[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

I read 2 Wikipedia articles every day

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago
[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago
[-] Angel@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Your username needs a bit more bass.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

Dog piece is able to shift back to any empty square adjacent to the king

Gun piece takes out 4 pawns at a time but has to spend the first three turns being radicalized on 4chan

Monster truck piece doesn't even do anything, it just tells people about its ride, and how isn't she a beaut, and it's a dual rear wheel

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

I transcended Jordan Peterson. I learned to do the Canadian Kermit voice and now I just tell myself things I want to hear in a room without mirrors.

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Do most of your rooms have mirrors?

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

How else am I supposed to play Bloody Mary?

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

We always did it in the bathroom.

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

JP ever elaborate about those Chinese dick sucking machines?

[-] iie@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

the wild card chess piece jumps to a totally random square that might be where your own king is, causing you to instantly lose

that's the price you pay for having a little chaos

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Me when the chaos kicks in

jordan-eboy-peterson

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

charlie-stare Wildcard, bitches!

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

What animal have you chosen as your sole means of sustenance?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Only smart ones.

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago

I need to know how the pieces move.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

So you can best me in a battle of wits? Fine, I have so many other pieces.

Dog piece- always loyal to the king

Gun piece- one free kill

Monster truck piece- throw it at the board

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Gun piece tears a hole in the king's ear.

[-] starlight32@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

it also kills one of the pawns near the king

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

For dog I wanted him to have to be within two squares or he can only move directly toward king.

Gun has a max range. Otherwise same.

Monster truck - moves four places. Jumps the two in the middle. Can fly off the map.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

A chess piece that's just another chessboard, and you place it on top of the the first one.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Already thought of it last Wednesday. The Chess piece.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hustler secret: always listen to ads during your 2.5 hours of sleep. This is how you get ahead of other entrepreneurs. Minimize distractions. Maximize inspirations.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I'd read 2 Wikipedia pages which would replace the jbp

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Brianna Wu?

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Currently dual screening Peterson and Huberman, listening to one in each ear and crossing my eyes so I don't loose eye contact with any of them. Been tinkering with the idea of doing an ice foot-bath, it's my own fusion on a morning cold shower testo boost and Wim Hof breath training and I can do it infront of the computer. Thinking if I can fit all this into a 7 hour block daily routine and really stick to it I'm pretty much set up to become FIRE in a few years. Fucking love science!

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