Meet the Young Men Paying to Attend Mogwarts, an Online School for Becoming Hot (www.gq.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

23 comments fedilink hide all child comments

all 25 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

The biggest revelation here is that incels are also incapable of reading another book

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

The 19-year-old Ruben Flores said Mogwarts introduced him to an intense but sensible skin care routine: a cleanser, a moisturizer with sunscreen, Retinol, a vitamin C serum, and caffeine eye serum.

What the fuck is caffiene eye serum. Holy shit just get more sleep.

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Any half attractive girl over the age of 16 years old could have given you this routine and like 4 additional steps lmao...

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Getting skincare advice from women

-Possibly tricked into becoming a cat boy

-Woke

-Admitting they are maybe people

Getting skincare advice from mewers

-Chad and Sigma pilled

-Hang out with other Chad's in training

-Post photos of their near naked bodies asking for advice and validation

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I haven't seen it in serum form before, but I've used it in under-eye cream and it helps a little bit. Granted, trying to make me look like someone who gets a full 8 hours of sleep pretty much ever is a task tantamount to one of the Great Labors of Hercules, but it does sort of tighten up the skin and make my dark circles a little lighter. vivian-shrug

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Not sure I'd take a beauty routine from a place with "warts" in the name

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Who wants in on my grift for "Tactical Moisturizer"? Store brand moisturizer repacked into a camo bottle with a Navy Seal on the box for a 500% mark up.

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

POWERSKIN skeleton-guns-akimbo

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

FREEDOM FOR PATRIOT SKIN!

[-] Greenleaf@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget to stick a cheap little carabiner on it.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Fits into my branded molle bathroom accessories kit

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

HYDRO SLAP YOUR MEAT TARP

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Mogwarts isn't a meme?

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

man what the fuck dude for real shut the fuck up

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No thanks. I hit the gym, I'm vegan, and I'm a Marxist, I'm already peak hotness.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

rather not thanks

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

[-] vertexarray@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

This article seems to have a lot of patience for the project and the dude who profits from it. Mogwarts does not appear to fuck with self-acceptance. Hygiene is cool but so is not draining your bank account and going insane? Addictive beauty cult?