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A picture is worth 1000 words
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Gory hole
Someone's certainly taking the L here.
I like to imagine a little guillotine on the other side
Sadly, I can all but confirm there would be FAR MORE BLOOD. Needless to say, the penis is a very vascular area and will bleed A LOT for AWHILE.
I believe you can easily die from blood loss if you get bobbitted
I'll take two
I went through a total dickectomy and that made me go "aaaaaahh!"
Wait. Back up; you're going to need to over that first bit again. I have questions.
They are trans.
I figured that's where they were going with that comment, but didn't want to assume
I can't believe the amount of trans people on here - not that that's a bad thing by any means.
I didn't think that the penis was removed though, just turned basically inside out?
There are various methods, but from a practical standpoint it is gone regardless.
Yes, it was just turned inside out in my case, but I think calling it a total dickectomy is hilarious.
Sorry for the confusion!
how does the pee stuff works in that case, you still have a urethra? does it come from a hole now?
Yeah, I still have a urethrea. It's a small hole beneath my clit and above my vagina, everything just got kinda rerouted.
that's so cool, medicine came so far, we can just swap body parts like that
Can't wait for plug and play cybernetics. Hang on babe lemme switch out my daily driver for the vibrating turbo-pounder 9000.
Don’t stick your dick in these holes
Is... Is that Jack Black?
Yup, and David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.
It’s called Mr. Show and you should totally watch it.
What platform
Looks like it’s on Max right now.
Thanks a bunch. I will check it out, glued to my basement couch, due to this infernal heat wave.
The fuck did I just witness?
The brilliance of Mr. Show. Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, and Jack Black.
When she jerks you off for the first time
He’s got an angry inch.
Six inches forward and five inches back
Glory days, oh they pass you by glory days in the wink of a young girls eye glory days glory daaaa aays
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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