Billions and billions of THC molecules, winding their way within veins, passing through the violent pumping whirlpool of the heart, then thrust out with great force via the arteries and capillaries of the circulatory system, carried along by red blood cells, pushed upwards against the force of gravity, towards their final destination in the cerebral cortex, where they take one final step through the blood/brain threshold and into the roiling soupstuff of consciousness...

...but you must first invent the universe

Was Carl Sagan a stoner? Or do I just not know what "baked" means?

I was thinking the other day that Bob Vila should be in this pantheon, too.

Edit: And James Burke and Tim Hunkin and Rex Garrod

If I ever start a religion, those will be the five pillars and the "saints" who embody them.

How did this ppl (or others like them) not spontaneously become some default universal role models and some sort of standard we judge ourselves, others, and humanity as a whole is beyond me.
Even from a completely selfish pov each of us would want at least the majority of other people to be like them. That's how you get (ever) nice(er) things.

I mean, I know the answer why that's not the case (they can't be monetised as efficiently as "starts"), but still.

I was gonna be like, "remember when that Carl Sagan remix went viral a couple years ago?"

But apparently it was uploaded 14 years ago so I'll just

🙍🧑‍🦳💀🪦

Was Steve Erwin really kind to animals? Didn't he wrestle them son's of bitches?

I thought this was weed memes for a second

Some men just want to watch the world learn.