I got fucking WHOOPING COUGH, my dudes!

I haven't gotten the results back from the swab test but the cough I have is UNMISTAKABLE and very unique and it's gotta be. I am an infant, apparently.

I really should start asking my clients to wear masks in my office; this shit is so gross

Found out Apple was stealing small amounts of money from my bank account for over two years, got nearly $700 back

Lets gooooo!

I really do not like when people use the word gay as an insult

hey remember that time when we all changed our PFP to dirt_owl's for the day? we should do that again with another user

Not a fan of Kopala, but it is funny watching all these right ring spaces fall into misogynistic angst over the slightest possibility of a female president.

Hexbear will grow larger

I experimented with League of Legends in college but i did not inhale.

Periodically shooting a gun into the air in the courtyard of my Fediverse instance to keep the gentrifiers away.

I think you could describe Connor O'Malley's stuff as having a sort of Midwestern Gothic bent. There's a strong sense of regionality (fucking Rod Blagojevich turns up in the "Fuck Coin" video), and his style feels very influenced by the southern gothic undercurrent a lot of early Adult Swim stuff had going on.

elon's daughter strikes back

Rip auntie Cathy :(

I tried touching grass once and the grass didn’t even try and start a pointless argument with me. Grass needs to log on and touch keyboard

we have the best taglines folks, many people are saying it

I got a signed copy of Capital from the man himself, Carl Marks.

Welp I got the , so far feels like a sinus bug with some achy joints. stay safe out there with the FLiRT

We love this thing of ours

so hawk tuah girl is just someone who suggested spittin on a d durin oral? that's literally all? idk man thats pretty vanilla but mb there's somethin im missing here

I was at a coffee shop this morning, and the barista asked the lady for her name on the cup and she said “Kamala”. The white lady in front of me shouted “You go girl!”. The line started cheering. The whole coffee shop was clapping. A man wearing a MAGA hat threw it to the ground mumbling slurs under his breath as he left.

I hate this town

Fuck I love the weird political furries so much

Just came across a strange internet cat and their bio has a shout out to Gaddafi lmao

Recently I have seen instances of revisionism where users claim UlyssesT was a "bad poster". Such perverse liberalism will not be tolerated.

I literally missed both the trans pronoun and vegan struggle sessions as I was too busy with work. Probably good I missed the former, my thinking had not yet developed on this matter.

My cousin told me something really sweet today. We're both in our 40s. He's very into classic rock, and I also still love the bands I grew up listening to. What I didn't know until tonight is that one day when we were about 11 years old, he was over at our house and I played my dad's Abbey Road cassette, and he was totally floored! Before that, he'd only heard pre-65 Beatles, and he had no idea how much their sound changed. So he was talking about what a big impact that moment had on him and all the music he discovered after that. It was a really cool memory to share with my cousin!

Sorry, but the trans mega will soon be subsuming the entire site. All megas will be trans megas in future

Someone in another group I work with got promoted to manager. I thought they were already a manager because they don't really do anything, but I guess there's always the possibility to do less.

If Kamala picks Buttigieg then both campaigns are running Thot Daugher - Gay Son tickets.

My memory is legit just pure shit, I assume its this bad from my depression, holy shit it sucks

Is míol mór mé!

Happy birthday to the greatest website on the internet!

It's a great honor to be here with all of you.

Merry Hexmas everyone!

in north korea the supreme leader once asked me to play this card game i've never heard of before with him but when i said yes he simply threw the deck of playing cards onto the ground and instructed me to pick them all up

Happy hex cake day to all the idiots like me that joined the site one day late