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If only you had paid attention you would know how to summon a president.

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[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 98 points 4 months ago
[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 79 points 4 months ago
[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 64 points 4 months ago

I love it when it sounds like a conspiracy theory but someone has receipts.

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 months ago

I hate this timeline more and more.

[-] JohnnyH842@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I know this is super lazy of me but do you have a link for the second article you posted? This is wild.

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

I don't remember where I got it from but I was posted on lemmy a while back

Maybe trybsearching keywords on Google to see if anything shows up

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

For the nth time in general, I am calling on Lauren Boebert to provide the American people with proof of decency and respect.

[-] massacre@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

Someone needs to check this daft cunt for proof of life. She sounds brain dead.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Maybe the live speech he just gave from the Oval Office will shut her the fuck up.

Of course, this awful creature will probably claim credit for it. Just watch.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Somebody who's oral argument is "I like it" is never going to purposefully or willing shut up.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Speaking of people who have no life...

[-] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Does she want Harris in the Oval Office before January?

[-] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

They absolutely do, anything bad that happens will happen under HER watch and they can smear the shit out of her for it.

This is what I underestimated with Harris' campaign, is that shes a relative unknown outside of her DA work so they dont have much to bash her on except "shes black! Zomg!!!!!!"

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Yeah! Send us a severed finger as proof! /s

[-] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

You want a finger ? I can get you a finger, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a finger by this afternoon- with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 4 points 4 months ago

Just enjoying my coffee

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 6 points 4 months ago

I'm seeing a screenshot of this so I'm pretty sure she's alive, but she might be an AI or a zombie.

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