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[-] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

This is amazing, omg 😲 why didn't we see this before! Egyptians had electricity and only this guy found it...

/s (in case...)

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago

Have you not seen those big teslacoil defence tower–monolith things? How did you think those were powered?

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

those where obviously fueled with the refined tiberium they imported from Agarttha

[-] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Sacrifices? God's will? Oh no, sorry aliens... it was aliens πŸ‘½

I'm no Egyptologist, but I think I saw on the interwebs someone had proof it was aliens, they just can't share the proof right now...

/s (again)

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Yes, definitely aliens, because no way did those Brown people ever come up with how to build such complex structures. Nope. Definitely aliens. White aliens at that. Probably from the Anglo Saxon galaxy.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Alien sacrifices for favourable gods will, yes, that is correct.
And yes, it was (mostly) aliens bcs if higher copper concentration in their blood.

How could anyone believe Egyptians had electricity by wire, that doesn't make any sense.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

They only built the pyramids because a voice shouted: "Silos needed".

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Makes sense, can't have minerals from Agarttha piling up out in the open.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

If you use an emoji here, it's assumed you're being sarcastic and pretending to be one of them

[-] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Well, I never know in today's internet. That's why I said "in case".

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 39 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, things that look the same must be the same. Much science.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 11 months ago

Hmm... This ape skeleton looks like this human skeleton...

WAIT! NOT LIKE THAT!!!

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

OK, that's not as nuts as some of these. So what are the artifacts?

[-] TuEstUnePommeDeTerre@midwest.social 52 points 11 months ago

They're made out of wood and the wires are museum mounts.
Per this site, they're furniture decorations.
http://www.joanannlansberry.com/fotoart/brklyn/wud-djed.html

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Sorry... you think believing the Ancient Egyptians had electricity because those things look kind of like electrical insulators isn't nuts? Because I have news for you- two things can look alike and be totally different things.

This, for example, is not a petrified screw. It's a crinoid. A once-living sea creature.

I don't know what those Egyptian things are, but it is definitely nuts to assume they're electrical insulators just because they resemble them.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

It's nuts that looks like a bolt.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

It's the "stem" of an ancient sea creature (an animal, not a plant) from about 400 million years ago that looked something like this:

This is sea lily, one of its modern descendants:

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 25 points 11 months ago

Ah, so that's where screws come from. TIL!

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

Don't worry, I got your joke!

[-] Phegan@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

In the (paraphrased) words of Milo Rossi, conspiracy theories use "looks like" a lot

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Milo is a hero of mine.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

The thing about any crackpot argument for "ancient electricity" that just dawned on me, is that they call it The Bronze Age for a reason, the ancients insisted on the versatility of their metal (bronze = copper + tin) over its' conductivity (pure copper).

There was a more ancient Copper Age, but it was brief, bronze was the definition of a technological leap forward.

[-] notthebees@reddthat.com 16 points 11 months ago

If you looked up ribbed dildo, you'd find some similar looking stuff to those. So idk what you're seeing.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I wonder what the ancient Egyptians named their electrical companies. πŸ€” I think Nile Current and Pyramid Power Co. sound pretty good

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

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[-] Doodleschmit@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

SCARAB FOREARM BIRD BIRD BIRD

[-] nnullzz@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago
[-] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

RamTutenkamen

[-] Icalasari@fedia.io 12 points 11 months ago

Yes. Ice cream and styrofoam can also both look like white balls, but I ain't eating the styrofoam or packing fragiles with scoops of vanilla

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

This guy is probably close to discovering that the sphinx was part of a gate that used electricity to "close" instead of doors. That's how advanced Egypt was. Must be because they were trade partners with Atlantis or something.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

What the fuck are you talking about, Atlanta isn't real. It was clearly aliens

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Ever noticed how there's two Georgias

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

This kind of apophenia is easily dispelled by looking at the objects in question more closely. Which is impossible to do with single images

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

No? πŸ€”

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

The other thing on the right image is a big container full of oil - will you now claim ancient civilisations had those too?!?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

From that Popeye chick?
Idk, I don't think it's the same period.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

See, all these people who wonder how the ancient Egyptians built the pyramids don't realize that they were hauling those stones in Cybertrucks!

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Now I see it too! The smiley next to this post has picked something out of his nose and asking himself whereto put it or just eat it.

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