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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 65 points 2 months ago

columbo The mango vape? Ah yes that shit is bussin respectfully, sir. No cap. My mommy gf doesn't allow it in our apartment, though, she's trying to quit, you see, so I always have to get a hit from the boys. Do you mind?

*inhale*

columbo-donk Fuckin fire, sir. Well, I should dip and leave you to the grind.

one-more-thing Oh wait, just one more thing. I thought you'd find this interesting. You see, when they found the guy his shit was all fucked up, but there wasn't any evidence. The only thing they found at the scene was an empty mango cartridge in the trash. *clue noise*

columbo If I'm being deadass with you, sir, you're starting to seem a bit sussy.

*amogus x columbo theme*

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago
[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Well, I'm just copying from Gianni Matragrano who was reading a 4chan post.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Can someone please explain what "mommy girlfriend" is about or why young guys refer to their girlfriends as "mommy"? Is it that the girlfriends take care of them, or they're older, or financially support them, or is it a big booba thing? I'm so lost, I don't get it.

I feel like referring to a girl as "mommy" would never have flown during my 20's.

[-] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

its just a reversal of girls calling their bfs daddy. youre basically on the money. i think its also playing with traditional top/bottom roles in m/f relationships.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

why the cishets gotta be this way

[-] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

the gays are calling each other mommy/daddy as well I assure you

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[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I don't think non-Anglos call their bf "daddy". Seems more like some Anglo weirdness.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

I don't know if that's true, papi.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Anglo moment yea I assumed there would be related analogues in other languages, huh...

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

shinji-froggy-chair i just want someone to love me

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] AZERTY@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago

Oh no I just hit a mango vape before I read this and now I feel lame.

[-] Commiejones@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
[-] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I miss mango juul pods. Juul became cringe ever since they got rid of all the good flavors.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago

The sheer density of the fellow-kids

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Who need they Kamalatussy ate?

the-democrat omg me!

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

kamalussy, surely

Death to America

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

This was painful to read, physically.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago
[-] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

what a terrible day to be literate

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

hillary-contempt pokemon go to the gulag

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

I don't know who created bussin, I just know my former boss opposed it!

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

i mean "maximize our joint slay" kinda hits to be honest I might start saying that

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Slaymaxxing on my anti-immigrationpilled volcel-kamala arc

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I was already saying it.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

is it fundamental freedom to get healthcare while poor? curious-marx

[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago
[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Biden come back

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago
[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

People who understand this aren't old enough to vote

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Surly someone told him how cringe this looks

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 months ago

Wow I didn't know that I could actually physically cringe

[-] wopazoo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Isn't this lingo kind of dated now?

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Iron rule of cool lingo is that it's always dated and cringy when it's being used by politicians.

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[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

released 2011 lol

not like that's where the word comes from either

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

There's no way this is brat

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Resisting urge to fedpost.

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[-] jimmyjohnsandwichsix@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

aaaaand they blew it

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[-] magi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Should have ended it with Bazinga

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This would have been funny and cool more than a year ago.

It is not more than a year ago, though.

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

more than a decade ago

[-] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

This has to be purposeful cringe right? If it is I kinda respect it.

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
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