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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 57 points 8 months ago

yes-honey-left "Healthcare pls"

obama-drone "Best we can do is give your tax money to The Rock"

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

The US will waste money regardless. I would 200% support wasting that money on The Rock convincing recruits to become Maoists and grifters taking 50 years to build a mile of HSR in California if it means the military suffers even if just a bit.

[-] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

if it means the military suffers even if just a bit

Arrested Development narrator: it won't

[-] Commiejones@hexbear.net 45 points 8 months ago

Critical support for The Rock in his one man quest to deprive the army of men and money.

[-] abc@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

i'm not saying it was worth it but if it got nearly 40 people to delist from the army, who are we to criticize them...

[-] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 8 months ago

critical support for Rock making atrocious propaganda for the military

[-] glans@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

ya let's take money from the other stuff and put it towards more of this

for the amount of money they have they could probably dissolve themselves entirely and get started on some other organizations

this'll work linearly right?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!

(it's a shitty deal with the army that actually turns people away)

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

This may be the worst country in the history of the world but at least it's funny joker-amerikkklap

[-] D61@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

rat-salute Rocks not Bombs

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

The US military is already heavily embedded in the NFL. Why the hell is it trying to court a franchise that no one cares about lol

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

They've been failing to meet their recruiting targets for years now. They're desperate

[-] Inui@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Flashback to when the army first streamed Call of Duty on Twitch and their entire chat was asking how it feels to be murderers. The youth ain't falling for it.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago
[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Dwayne based?

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Everyone wants to talk about The Rock but never The Roll

[-] Firefly7@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

small correction: the article I think you’re referencing in the title ( https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/07/30/armys-troubled-11-million-marketing-deal-rock-and-ufl-seemingly-didnt-yield-single-recruit.html) says that it resulted in a projected loss of 38 enlistments, rather than resulted in 38 recruits de-listing.

[-] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 8 months ago

ah good catch, fixed

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