Finally a return to traditional values!

Nothing better when you’re wrestling your buddy nude and all greased up and you fall and their dick accidentally goes in your butthole but you wouldn’t be a very good buddy if you stopped.

That athlete in the background just getting hit in the balls with a long stick - what sport is that?

And those aren't even the contestants

I think we should resolve cheating concerns by banning technology at the Olympics. No drugs, no prosthetics, no shoes, no clothes, no cooked meals. Once you arrive at the Olympic village, it's nuts and berries in the nude until the ceremony is over.

You can have access to whatever technology is absolutely necessary for the sport, like guns if the sport is shooting.

If I am mixing up stuff on the timeline, please correct me...

But didn't greek older men fuck younger men? Usually teacher, student thing... If I remember correctly... But those athletes probably had a teacher...

So these Athletes weren't just nude, they probably had gay sex.

Head twink inspector in the bottom left had a cool gig

Imagine the ratings!

Someone go tell the TV networks this. And no one can complain because its traditional.

There's a scene from Doctor Who that I adore, where Bill, the Doctor's first openly lesbian companion is in a cave with some Ancient Romans, and when she thinks she so futurey and gonna blow their minds by telling them she is only interested in girls, they laugh in confusion and basically say they think her prudishness of only being sexual with women, as they have no such hang ups and go where their sexuality inspires them to go based on their affection for the person, is adorably quaint and smallminded.

IMHO we're the backwards ones with all of our hangups, modesty, and need to declare/define the walls we've made. I've never stopped cringing since I read about humans that knew better than to wall off and hyper-scrutinize their sexuality, a massive part of who we all are whether we've been successfully taught to be ashamed of it and ourselves as current culture demands or not.

Imagine chasing bliss in plastic shit consumerism while denying and being encouraged to be ashamed of your built in capacity for it. 2 steps forward, 2,000 steps back.

Hey guys is it gay to be nude?

Wtf is the guy in the foreground on the right doing? Kooks like either tying off to ride the white stallion or he's on PCP and degloving himself

Such was the style at the time.

I am patiently waiting for the return of pankration

Well, it's all Greek to me.

If I recall correctly, they also would wash themselves with perfume made of the sweat of the gladiators, and something with urin.

In Sparta we open mouth kiss the men to say hello and a handshake for the women!

The classy man's mud wrestling!

Fun fact. Ancient Romans married men would have young(like really young) boys that they would have gay sex with and also act as a mentor. Married women did the same with young girls.

The original Olympics weren't gay. They were just more open about it.

Have you even been to a Turkish prison?