Haha, you can't give an ENLIGHTENEDCENTRIST take on veganism, that would be impossi- (hexbear.net)

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[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the only correct take is to stop eating food

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

when you level up to vegan 100, you can start to get calories via photosynthesis

im only a lvl 55 vegan and thus i just eat rocks and minerals trans-sad

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I wonder how much surface area of skin a person would need to sustain themselves through photosynthesis (assuming the skin can photosynthesize).

[-] HotAtForty@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Some very rough back of the envelope calculations with major engineering math (eg consider the human to be a cylinder and efficiency is 100%, even overnight and ignoring the fact half of you is not facing the sun at all)

https://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/posts/38400/revisions

12x human surface area is a very generous lower bound

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Lmao fantastic, this is exactly what I was looking for, thank you!

I'm trying to picture what that abomination would look like. We'd need like giant leaf wings basically.

[-] HotAtForty@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Or a nice big warm rock to sleep on

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

waow-based

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

You all have finally realized that only Breatharianism is the truly moral path!

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Nobody can convince me this person wasn't created in a lab by Big Egg.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

egg-dog

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Totally not a plant disguised as a human.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

this man is clearly the The Tyrant, The Worm, God Emperor Leto II in the midst of his transformation.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

imagine eating only animals or eating only plants when some rocks are perfectly edible

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

This man may lack a brain, but actually is A.I

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