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Shart, not fart
(files.catbox.moe)
Dog leaves room.
Cat leaves lap.
Only getting older.
Tell my wife...
Gone and forgotten
Major data loss
Took the kids
In the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome.
"Toilet water rising.
The streets will overflow."
I am sad.
Can't afford treatment.
undeleted by administrator
O, no right
mounting rootfs failed
Baby shoes, sold
a sad story using only 3 Words
Tried but died.
still they remain.
Blinds raise more
Everyone wore black.
That's just a metal concert though
There was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit.
...destroyed...house...lost...
Toilet rise watering.
Not my leg.
Baby adoption: cancelled
Hi hi
We're your plumber girls (uh huh)
And have we got news for you (you better listen!)
Get ready all you plumbing girls
And leave that poop knife at home!
Toilet water rising
Confidence getting low (how low girl?)
According to my estimate
This shit's gonna overflow
Mustache jizz giveaway
Weird men rule.
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
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