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submitted 3 months ago by regul@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

You've heard about the beautiful boaters, but have you heard about the beautiful fliers?

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[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Should have followed the true anon rules for life: never fly on a small airplane

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Reducing yourself to chunky marinara in a pile of wreckage in the woods because you couldn't resist going to the Hamburgler bund and hearing about how toilets don't flush as good as they used to because of woke

joker-amerikkklap

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

RIP to a perfectly good plane.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It did its job well. By killing a small airplane owner, it has earned its place in Valhalla.

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Plane Valhalla, where the towers rise again every morning after the planes feasted on premium fuel all night.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Finally they are free from the tyranny of leaded avgas.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago
[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago
[-] asg101@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago
[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Small planes give everyone around them lead poisoning but they also kill a lot of small plane owners so it's impossible to say if they're bad or not

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Critical support to small airplanes

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

haha lol lmao

[-] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

god gathering his angels to himself cos he loves them so much

[-] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 8 points 3 months ago
[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2024
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