One time i got made fun of for bringing a carpenters pencil into school (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago by AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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They called me mr flat pencil flat dick

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Shoulda owned them by saying "more like mr fat pencil fat dick"

[-] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Would have been fine if you hadn’t been taking notes on a 2x4

[-] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

SHUT UP I DIDNT HAVE ANY MORE LOOSE LEAF

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Well, the jokes on them, when some rich dignitary with a flat vagina shows up and nobody can satisfy her because all of them have normal fingers and penises, you're gonna be on top

[-] axont@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Get a load of ol' Chunky Lead over here

this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024

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