Safer to be white and on meth while fappin than being black. SMH.
Did you mean "SPH"?
Shake Penis Hands?
Cops on the beat ❌️
Beat on the cops ✅️
Also, another version
Man beats off fifteen cops and his own meat.
But did he finish?
But did he finish them?
That’s the face of a man who’s already won
He's got things all figured out
Without knowing more details, I've seen multiple officers overreact to little girls in schools and think they need 3 officers for that.
I've seen officers bodyslam harmless people with autism.
It's probably more like 15 officers overreacted and poorly did what 5 better trained ones could have done, probably with more restraint.
Also, if the guy wasn't white, they'd have just shot him. Fuck the police.
Oregon made sudafed prescription only back in the 00s (recently repealed) to stop people from cooking meth. And it worked pretty well. What it didn't stop was people getting meth through any means necessary, and our meth got weird as a result. We got the zombie meth first and now it's P2P Meth.
Missouri put it all behind the counter, so no one buys it and most brands reformulated their stuff so they would stay on store shelves. This really sucks, because meth is still everywhere, but now dayquil and nyquil suck at their jobs.
I get so tired of people who don't take responsibility for their actions but then I get High on Meth© and I'm not tired anymore
He’s a true power bottom.
... And that's why the Germans used it in WW2?
Ah yes, the infamous Shaffenschlicken squad
Its true, they used it for their tank drivers(so called "Panzerschokolade"(tank chocolate)). It has also been used in the mitary until the 1970s.
Now, THAT'S a goal-oriented individual.
This is my favorite thing that I've seen today.
One Puuuuuuuuuunch
Cool crime 😎🎸
That season of Barry was pretty crazy
ACAB
Cop: "I'm not wrangling Edward Penishands... Send the rookie"
This happens 14 times before Sgt Steroids shows up and takes the guy down with his buff eyelids.
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