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[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago

How can someone think so much and come to such a stupid conclusion?

It's like walking on your hands because you can't find your shoes.

[-] moon@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

I assume they only ever watched the awful 2001 version, which has a more faithful ending to the original Planet of the Apes book than the 1968 film. In the book it's also an alien planet, rather than Earth.

They probably never bothered to watch the 60s film and just assumed that they knew what was happening because the ending is so iconic and has been widely parodied for 50+ years.

[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Local maximum thinking.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 48 points 2 months ago

🎵Oh my God! I was wrong... It was Earth, all along!🎵

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

🎵I guess they finally made a monkey! 🎵

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

Yes, we finally made a monkey!

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

🎶You've finally made a monkey out of meeeeeee!🎶

[-] docd@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

[-] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Dr. Zayus Dr. Zayus!

[-] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

This reminds me of an early viral email joke:

Please distribute this to everyone you know on earth. When John Glenn returns from space, everybody needs to dress in ape suits. We have just 4 days in which to bury the Statue of Liberty up to her head. EVERYBODY HURRY!

http://www.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9812/08/glennape.idg/index.html

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“What the hell is this? Some kind of Planet of the Apes^TM^?”

[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 12 points 2 months ago

Ah! They said it! They said the name of the movie!

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

It was built like a big twist at the end but the statue was on the movie poster.

[-] kungen@feddit.nu 11 points 2 months ago

No it wasn't. Though it was on the remastered "collector's edition" VHS.

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Marketing always spoils.

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Annon is just the typical internet media critic. They've probably written 10,000 words about the writing of "The Acolyte"

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

I think it's okay to spoil an iconic film that's over 50 years old. I doubt anyone who truly doesn't know the ending of Planet of the Apes will care

[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

No Spoilers For Work

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago

Kylo Ren kills his father Han Solo by stabbing him and throwing him off scaffolding.

[-] nick@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago
[-] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If that's true how did Ellis Island end up the coast with rocky cliffs and that statue is iron and copper I we meant to believe it lasted long enough for the marsh land of New York to turn into rocky cliffs and white sand... Pathetic monki

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Same fellow

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