Last time this was posted i almost died but I've got the antibodies this time
Sorry, we're going to have to put you in a blender to make a vaccine. I don't think anyone, including myself, will survive otherwise.
Wait this was posted already? I typed in a couple of the words from the tweet but nothing showed up in "related...".
Dang
I couldn't tell you when but as someone with a lot of time to browse the internet at work I've seen every post that gets to the first 4 pages.
I see the tweet was 2 weeks ago so probably like immediately after it got posted to Twitter because some of you comrades really hate yourselves and browse other websites
We ain't reaching herd immunity with this one gents. We ain't all gonna make it
Tim Walz is Goku, Kamala is Princess Zelda, Donald Trump is the Joker, and they're going to have a Yu-Gi-Oh! duel to save democracy. I'm an adult.
Hey, listen.
You didn't need to post that.
Why?
Why did you post it?
Hm... It's too late now to delete it. Now we just have to live with it.
[walks off, to melancholically-strummed guitar chords]
Is this real? Or is that person an irony poisoned shitposter?
Edit: oh god, he is an elected official. This is totally real… kill me please.
Either it was deleted by Musk or the dude actually took it down after he got Xitter to laugh at him.
What a freak either way…
implied extrajudicial beating ~~of a child, by adults,~~ under color of authority
these are the people complaining about "impending fascism" but they have no class analysis so violence to maintain the system doesn't even register for them
No no, they're just going to beat the child's father in front of him. Totally different.
This doesn't even make any sense, either. Culturally neither of these people would throw a punch. They'll call code enforcement on him because his fence is too close to the easement or something then when he's tearing it out go over to tell him what a shame it was, what a nice fence, who would call code enforcememnt on such a nice fence?
oops you're right, my mistake
That's a great point. I was laughing at the marvel-brain but the idea that they don't even realize the abuses in their own fantasy is kinda terrifying in it's own way.
It's funny - chuds are open about their violent fantasies and libs sublimate theirs through parasocial family dynamics.
It's all sexual pathology deep down.
These people having no understanding of fascism beyond “fascism is when swastika”
Benjamin Netanyahu is the neighborhood serial killer who's using aunt Kamala's gun to do a school shooting every day.
A racially motivated one, while we're at it
Grandpa Joe keeps giving weapons to the neighborhood serial killer Benjamin Netanyahu despite everyone begging him to stop. His stockpile of weapons will probably get passed onto Kamala after he is gone, and she's already said she doesn't intend to stop giving him weapons, either.
Mr.Wilson wants settlements.
This hurts me so much I have half a mind to remove it. But I will be strong
Made the mod cringe, didn't realize this had that kind of power.
:birdbox:
Why do they always put themselves so close to these people in their fantasies? JD Vance is your bully? Kamala Harris is your aunt (I'm glad they didn't call her Mom - There are enough sad men out there projecting mother issues onto women) and Tim is your dad?
They want to be the child of the main character so bad. Too bad they'll be sacrificed on the altar of capitalism like the rest of us.
There are enough sad men out there projecting mother issues onto women
Thank you Aaron Regunberg for daring to be different by being a sad man projecting your aunt issues onto women.
I'm convinced Americans spend 50% of their day just dreaming up revenge fantasies and excuses to shoot people istg
Foh with that weak shit. Your parasocial surrogates ain't about to do a fucking to them cept capitulate over and over to these guys even when you get majority seats (will override shit to give military arms though) and bust it wide open like kermit when they threaten a government shut down.
kermit goatse of all fucking things :peltier-laugh:
He needs a little gold-colored felt ring
Kamala is mommy, Tim is daddy, I'm in the middle~
Israel is in the middle.
Even in his fantasy he’s the one being bullied and doesn’t at least stand up for himself.
Libs love to dream about visiting this sort of (implied) violence on their political enemies
Yet the one time someone actually attempted violence against said enemies, they immediately rallied to the defense of their enemies
Idk but i can never ask "how could peopple have just let the holovaust happen?" Again.
Doing this kind of fantasy for your political representatives is of course cringe but I am much more bothered by the way this is written
Hard to figure out why exactly, maybe it's because it's structured like a TV scene with the narrative voice just being inane commentary? Like what does that "this is going to fun" at the end add? It would be better to just end it at the smile.
Who's Harry Potter and Hamilton?
If you want to play house, do that with consenting adults. I hate how a society raised by low grade media and shitty parents tries to force every other facet of life through their Freudian lens.
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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