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Harris' FDA is staging the listeria outbreak to stop you from consuming meat (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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And more than the meat is the delicious worms within. The worms will set you free. They will make you stronger. Communists are afraid of your powerful symbiotic relationship with nature. They don't want you to have gains.

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[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 months ago

I LOVE THE WORM AND THE WORM LOVES ME

[-] badbrainstorm@lemmy.today 22 points 3 months ago

Make sure to rebel by eating plenty of raw bear meat

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 20 points 3 months ago

Yeah but then I'll have to drive like 17 hours to dump the carcass in Central Park

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Thank you, RFK jr, for this important message

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

RFK's brain worm, is that you?

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

There is no longer a separation between the worm and myself, we have joined in glorious symbiosis.

[-] Inui@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

waow-based broc meat paid-for-by-kamala-harris

[-] blame@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

love to puke and shit myself into a meningococcal coma

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

nicholson-yes

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Op

[-] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

drink your whale juice

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I read this post and got super angry for 20 seconds until I realised that it was a joke.

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