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Get in here chapos! Any memes, rants, quips, jokes you have, let's fuckin hear them! That shit is funny.

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[-] MultigrainCerealista@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Iโ€™m not supposed to laugh at 9/11 but Iโ€™m allowed to hijack a jet in GTA who is the real monster

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[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anyone got one of those stupid horny copypastas with all the emojis for 9/11?

Like one of these:

MERRY๐ŸŽ…COCKMAS๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“ AND HAPPY ๐Ÿ˜ HOE-LIDAYS ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

MERRY๐ŸŽ…COCKMAS๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“ AND HAPPY ๐Ÿ˜ HOE-LIDAYS ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ THIS YEAR ๐Ÿ“† I'M DEFINITELY โœ… ON THE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆNAUGHTY๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆLIST๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ“ BECAUSE I'M ๐Ÿ‘ˆA GIGANTIC ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽ„โ„HO-HO-HOMOSEXUALโ„๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ WHICH IS NOT ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธโŒ VERY CHRISTIAN โ›ช๐Ÿ™ BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE ๐Ÿ˜œ SAINT DICK โœจ๐ŸŽ‰โœจ๐ŸŽ‰ I CAN'T WAIT FOR ๐ŸŽ…SANTA๐ŸŽ… TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY โฌ‡๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆ AND STUFF MY STOCKING ๐Ÿงฆ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜œ FULL OF DILDOS ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ† AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE ๐Ÿค FESTIVE ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿคถโ›„โ„๐ŸŽremoved๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

SO TO ALL MY ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’‹SLUTTY ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ SANTA'S ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป LITTLE HELPERS ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘& HORNY ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ˆ CHRISTMAS ELVES ๐Ÿง๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" ๐ŸŒจ๐ŸŒจ๐ŸŒจโ„โ„โ„โ„โ›„โ›„โ›„๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ AND DON'T FORGET TO ๐ŸŒŸโœจ๐ŸŒŸโœจDECORATEโœจ๐ŸŒŸโœจ๐ŸŒŸ YOUR "TREE" ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† I'LL BE WAITING ๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ••๐Ÿ•  UNDER THE MISTLETOE ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฆถ WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’ WAITING โฑ FOR YOU ๐Ÿ‘†TO UNWRAP ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŽ€ ME SO WE CAN TASTE ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES ๐Ÿฌโœจ๐Ÿฌโœจ๐Ÿฌโœจ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

first one i found and it's terribleBuckle ๐Ÿ”’ your seatbelts ๐Ÿ’บ bitches ๐Ÿ˜ because some terrWHOREists ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ just hiJACKED OFF โœŠ๐Ÿปand SLAMMED ๐Ÿ’ฅa second plane ๐Ÿ›ฌinto your Lower ๐Ÿ˜ฐEast ๐ŸงญSide๐Ÿ™๏ธ ! Donโ€™t ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธbelieve the removedpiracies ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ, your wiki-leaking ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ปSLUT fuel โ›ฝ๏ธโ›ฝ๏ธis gonna melt ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต his steel beams ๐Ÿ—๏ธโ›“๏ธ. NEVER FORGET ๐Ÿซก ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธhow we CAME ๐Ÿ’ฆ together ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿค raising our flags ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, TITS ๐Ÿ’, and COCKS ๐Ÿ†for our fellow Ameriremoved ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿš’

Thanks ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿปto Bussy Bush ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿค and his DEEP ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธstate, TSA ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธcan rub ๐Ÿงผtheir hands ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿปall over your ASS ๐Ÿ‘of evil ๐Ÿ˜. Daddy DICK Cheney ๐Ÿ† will be waiting to send the biggest ๐Ÿฅต, throbbing ๐Ÿ˜–, COCKtrymen ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿช–to spread ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป freeDOM ๐Ÿชขto your tight ๐Ÿ˜ซ, slimey ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ’งlittle cave๐Ÿชจ.โ€จโ€จSend this to 0๏ธโƒฃ patriots ๐Ÿ˜” and youโ€™ll go down somewhere ๐Ÿšœ in Pennsylvania ๐ŸŒพโ€จSend this to 9๏ธโƒฃ patriots and heโ€™ll blast ๐Ÿงจyour pentagon ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโ€จSend this to 1๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ patriots and youโ€™ll get BOTH โš”๏ธ twin towers ๐Ÿข๐Ÿขtonight ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜

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[-] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago
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[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

Considering how much US presidents and the CIA lie, I donโ€™t think weโ€™re ever going to truly know what happened ๐Ÿฅฐ

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Personally, I don't believe the towers ever collapsed. You can go to New York right now and see them right there, still standing. Explain that, liberals.

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Like the few soldiers who got tortured in Vietnam, 9/11 is an incredibly small price to pay in exchange for all the war crimes, destabilization, and brutalization that occurred before and after the attacks.

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[-] ChefKalash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 year ago

Fuck it, I'm saying it dude

[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My day is gonna be fun. Someone in my group chat with โ€œfriendsโ€ will post unironic comments about 9/11. Iโ€™ll link to Blowback season one and beg everyone to just listen to the first ep at least. Which no one will do, and Iโ€™m gonna get read the RIOT Act by a couple of these people for โ€œdisrespecting what happened that dayโ€ and โ€œpoliticizing itโ€

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[-] newmou@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

I remember for so many years in middle and high school we would have to go outside to the flag pole and all have a silent moment to commemorate it

[-] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

9/11 Clothing I Found Whilst Look At Social Media

twin tower trousers

jesus and the towers

a collage I guess?

low effort meme

hooters never forgets

earnest irony made with afghan yarn

link to post

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

this is a sweatshirt I have

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[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

rocking up to jfk airport wearing 1&2 and seeing how long it takes me to get shot

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[-] pillow@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

the "janitors in the building" - all salt-of-the-earth anti-imperialists I'm sure - are such a patsoc chestnut. if america deserved 9/11 then americans deserved 9/11, period.

imo it seems like a lot of american leftists are just nervous about them and their lib friends being held to account by the rest of the world starting to sharpen its pitchforks

I prefer james connolly's vibe

Let us say that we are sick of the canting talk of those who tell us that we must not blame the British people for the crimes of their rulers against Ireland. We do blame them.

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[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

It's now officially 2AM on 9/11 my time. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

If you see a lib, tag me and I'll wreck 'em. I expect a few here.

Pee pee and poo poo

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[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

we have FUCKING PRONOUNS pronounjak-rage thanks to nine eleven

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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

The real tragedy of 9/11 in the US is that it isn't 7/11 again. The treats must flowdafoe-horror

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Gonna post the โ€œlimp bizkit did 9/11โ€ rant by Matt Christmas later

Keeping the auto correct

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