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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Go mets da big apple baby

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[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

an Italian putting coconut on pizza?

Friendly fire will not be tolerated.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago
[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Italics intensifies

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago
[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

Oh my God thank you that's literally the only thing that begins to explain why someone would do this, even though it's still complete nonsense

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Nah I hear some people in New York steam their hamburgers. Culinary weirdos.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

That's just in Albany

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

SteamedHamManBad

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Actually, while they call them steamed hams, they are obviously grilled

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

I bet its actually not bad, pairs nicely with pineapple. Its not that far off mayonnaise or sour cream on pizza

last week i made a pizza with jalapenos, salami, onion, pineapple and it was maybe the best ive ever made. Sorry im just hungry i think.

[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Mayonnaise on pizza is peak cuisine

[-] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 32 points 10 months ago

I already eat pineapple on my pizza, might as well make it a piña colada.

[-] 0x0520@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

~~If you like piña coladas / And gettin' caught in the rain...~~

If you like pizza coladas / And gettin' caught in the rain...

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Song

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

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[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

this is the sort of shit that made pizzagate happen

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

True. Coconut = Kamala, Pizza = Pizza.

Bill = William = Willy = Childish name for penis

De = The

Blasio is an anagram of Boils.

Kamala is complicit in underground pizza paedo rings where she boils children's penises.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

My favorite part is the unaccounted for "a" in the anagram

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Let's not let details such as "there's no basement in this pizza place" or "there's an unaccounted letter in this anagram" stop the speculation.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

That's exactly why I like it so much. I'm imagining it said with complete conviction, absolutely ignoring the blatant mistake lol. Anyone who points it out is immediately accused of being a pedophile collaborator, of course.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

This man is up to no goodpaulie-point

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The fact that there’s no caption on de Blasio’s post paired with that face is very menacing

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

It's a threat

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

The only coconut I want is with chocolate crispies because those are my favorite.

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Coconut on pizza: The next struggle

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

I'd try a pizza with coconut on it. I won't seek one out, but I'd eat one if I found one.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

I'd eat one if I found one.

That's too hard for me to make a shitpost image for. But I did make this...

I made that from a photo of a real (and creepy) ice cream truck.

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

I'd totally eat a pizza truck coconut pizza

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fresh coconut? Maybe, I would at least try it

That dried shit from a bag like he's doing? Never, I'm going full Sam I am with this one, I can tell that shit is disgusting

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

The dried shit

On stale day-old Dominos

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Kinda looks like an older Doctor Cox

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Concrete jungle wet dreams tomato

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago
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