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He should do this (lemmygrad.ml)

Imagine a meeting between Biden and Xi, and Xi rolls up like this, throne being carried by his servants and all

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[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 month ago

i think it would be better if he come completely normal but like as theyre standing in front of the cameras together Xi just starts throwing it back and 100 hidden chinese agents jump out of the shadows and start dancing with him and Biden is just standing there stunned in silence while The secret service are freaking out.

[-] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 month ago

Biden would literally die

[-] asante@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

then they start singing patriotic songs in chinese (anti-cracker-aktion's cannot tolerate non european languages)

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Literally what your average american thinks Xi is like.

[-] asante@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

the Red Scare

kelly

[-] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

This but he should be wearing a Zhongshan suit instead of the westoid colonizer suit.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

servants geordi-no

workers with pension and excellent benefits geordi-yes

[-] CommCat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

since when did Leftists want to restore a monarchy?

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Xi sitting in a chair like a Skyrim Jarl

this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2024
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