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[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 176 points 2 months ago

realistically your only hurting the person that lives there next. Even when it eventually becomes too big a problem to ignore that'll prompt the landlord to hastily cover it up and sell it. And you are also hurting the city pipes as well which costs everyone money.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago
[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago
[-] TheVillageGuy@kbin.melroy.org 65 points 2 months ago

The landlord will then have to have the drains cleared and hear exactly what they found blocking it. This will improve your relationship with your landlord and they will feel happy that you decided to take revengeful steps against them which don't really serve any purpose and are just a waste of resources. No way are they going to somehow claim back those costs from you

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bro thinks he is getting his deposit back crying laughing emoji skull emoji

[-] dan@upvote.au 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Depends on the country. In Australia, the deposit is held by the government and the landlord needs to apply to get it, which includes showing receipts for any work they had to do. It goes back to the tenant by default. The system in the USA (where the landlord holds the deposit) doesn't make a lot of sense as they aren't really incentivized to return it to the tenant.

[-] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

hey aren’t really incentivized to return it to the tenant

Yes lots of landlords here just steal it as a matter of course. The US is basically a garbage country with a great military.

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[-] capital@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I’ve always got 100% back when I rented.

I wasn’t a piece of shit though and didn’t break things.

[-] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah. I can't think of a single place I rented that I didn't get my deposit back on.

Always makes me wonder what other people do to their houses to fuck them up so bad.

I only had one time where they even tried to keep the deposit (out of about 10 or so places, I was in the military, so I moved a bit). I talked to them in person for all of 5 minutes and they gave up and gave it back.

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[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

Right. I'm all for find a way to tip the balance of power away from the ownership class, but willful damage only screws you. Check your rental contract, a landlord can and will sue you for negligent and purposeful damage to their property. They'll also sing your rental history . Plus, if you're still living there, you're only inconveniencing yourself with the repair process.

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[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 months ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 64 points 2 months ago
[-] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Glad to know I'm not the only one whose mind went down the gutter.

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

My mind won't be the only thing going down the gutter now.

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 2 months ago

JD Vance approved!

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Looks like my arteries

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago

Aren’t you also clogging the city pipes?

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

Of course you are. But people who ruin other people's property already don't give two shits about others.

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[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

Just pour latex house paint down the drains, whats this baby tier "grease" bullshit.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 34 points 2 months ago

Until your toilet stops up and floods dookie all over your stuff a week later

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

You know what will cover up that dookie damage? latex house paint. Solves all your problems.

[-] modus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Financial issues? Latex house paint. Drink it down and your problems disappear.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I see no issues whatsoever with this plan of action

Edit: any flaws in the plan can, of course, be addressed with latex house paint

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Glaring flaws in your plan? Latex house paint. Covers 'em right up.

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[-] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 29 points 2 months ago

You should read about fatbergs before doing this though.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 12 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I get that people feel like they have so little control over their lives that they feel the need to generally be passive aggressive assholes to people they deem unworthy, but this is just an overall dick move. Having working public/municipal plumbing is a good thing.

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 months ago

I mean, what else am I supposed to do with it?

.... No really, I'm asking.

[-] weker01@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

If it's not that much: soak it in a paper towel and throw that away. For frying: put it back in the bottle and throw that away if the oil is spend.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 19 points 2 months ago

Pour it into a bottle and throw it in the trash

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Put it in a jar or can and put it on the compost or garbage

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Chug it or put in old bottle or jar and throw in the trash.

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[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 months ago

Life should have these splash screens whenever you fall asleep.

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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Posts like this feel like the modern equivalent to the USA distributing subterfuge instructional pamphlets in the USSR.

Sure, you could intentionally damage properties, but do you really want to do it because some government suits pressured you?

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[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

POV: You're a salty dumb fuck who feels like wasting vegetable oil

[-] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 15 points 2 months ago

POV: you're reading the comment of somebody that doesn't cook for themselves

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[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 19 points 2 months ago

It will also make life just a smidge harder for every tenant after you. But if it helps you feel better, fuck 'em.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

SLPT: Pouring hot bacon grease works faster, if you're in a rush...

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 14 points 2 months ago

Bacon grease? Just go to the local Mexican grocery store and get a tub of lard, liquefy it in a large stock pot and hit the pipes in the bathrooms as well. Flush some tampons and paper towel down the toilet behind them. You want to do it right.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Make sure they're not your own tampons, don't want them tracking your ~~DNA~~ pregnancy status..

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Ok calm down Satan, I still have to live here in the near future

[-] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Additional tip: If you're a traditional artist, your acrylic and oil paint should be even more effective :D

[-] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

Don't worry by the way; I know that this is a really bad idea. Source: Every art classroom I've been in has had at least one clogged sink at all times.

[-] CynicusRex@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

Like a kid's temper tantrum, vandalism won't improve society whatsoever. Fight the rich with wit, wisdom, and relentless ridicule.

[-] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

As far as I know oil is ok. It's liquid even when cold. But lard or grease will clump in cold water.

The best thing to do is save your used grease in a can and put it in the compost or garbage bin

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Alternative : save your grease in a jar and heat it up and pour it down the sink the moment your slumlord increases your rent and prices you out of the building.

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