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[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 136 points 1 month ago
[-] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 18 points 1 month ago

Why would someone willingly do this to themselves

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

If people haven't learned not to look at my shit-re-posts by now it's on them tbh.

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"suffer seek company"

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago

ATBGE?

Never have I been so ashamed to cast an upvote. I'm still considering swapping for a downvote.

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You know it was free to not post this, right? It would've cost you nothing to simply carry on with your day.

And yet here we are.

[-] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

POV: you are the pony.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago
[-] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 month ago

I'm shocked. Disgusted. Kind of aroused.

[-] Iapar@feddit.org 29 points 1 month ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago

Dude on 4chan documented his rainbow dash cumjar. Put her in and filled it over months.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago

Oh it's worse than that. Or maybe you're talking about a different one. But the one I remember involved the 4channer absent-mindedly leaving the cum jar with his Rainbow Dash figurine in it on the radiator heating thing and finding said cumjar boiling. He boiled Rainbow Dash in cum.

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 39 points 1 month ago

Well this is just an amazing cosplay then.

Instant psychic damage to people in the know.

[-] Truffle@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

I'm still trying to get over the coconut guy story and then I read this.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 1 month ago

You only scratched the gaping surface of jar based horrors.

[-] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I wanna see a crossover, 1 guy 1 rainbow dash cumjar. Hope it won’t break this time

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

No one could survive a puncture wound from that jar.

[-] DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Why. Why must you remind me of that cursed story.

[-] Truffle@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry we are now both scarred for life.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Ohgod now I remember

[-] Iapar@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

What is fappening?

[-] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 21 points 1 month ago

I might need someone to elaborate. I’m aware that it’s a My Little Pony – and that it is in a jar.

[-] borf@lemmynsfw.com 69 points 1 month ago

Save yourself. It's not too late to preserve your ignorance.

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 29 points 1 month ago

I googled it so you don’t have to. Someone put a rainbow dash figurine in a jar, came in it, and then left it on the radiator for a few months.

You forgot the 'lots' portion. It was not a small amount of liquid.

[-] dch82@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I had to downvote this because 🤮🤮🤮

EDIT the context oc

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

Is this related to the ermm convention going on right now in Orlando?

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Man haven thought of the pcjp in a while, thats hilarious

this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2024
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