For those who don't get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.
Oooooh...
Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.
It can be other things than diabetes as well, like an infection or liver failure.
Whew! That's a relief
Hopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.
I know I was.
Get yo self a glucometer if you're thinking about it, diabeetus is real obvious once you start using the right tools. Also they're super cheap these days.
Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.
Could be artificial sweeteners.
Everyone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets
Imagine being a piss kink enjoyer and finding out your SO has diabetes (or is pregnant) because their piss tastes like straight sugar water.
I think that's how they used to diagnose some illnesses. Makes you wonder if some docs had a piss kink or if they were just super commited to helping people out.
I mean, you can drink my piss if it ends up potentially beneficial to me. Any takers? I'd send you a vial of a time of day of your chosing.
you can even make money off it if you find the right piss enthusiasts lol
(if you live in the US, don't send it via US Postal Service, as shipping bodily fluids is illegal)
Crazier still, for the wealthy, boiling down piss was how they'd measure your sugar level back in the 20s through 40s. Ugh.
I'm sure there were at least a few for whom it was both lol
I'm an educated man, no I will not drink piss. Ron come in here and drink this piss.
I saw a story like that on reddit once. Dude was going through medical school. Had a FWB who was getting into squirting. He noticed it tasted sweet and told her to get checked for diabetes. She was prediabetic if I remember correctly.
Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O'Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol
I'd rather not imagine it but you already made me
Anon can enjoy sugary beverages all day every day for the rest of their life!
And lose weight with every amputation
Anon has maple syrup urine disease. Or maybe just the beetus.
Its just beetus. Anon is just a dummy.
Or liver failure.
Or a serious infection.
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