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This is the kind of energy I need (hexbear.net)

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[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 65 points 1 week ago

Lies, damned lies, and nerds

For the people worried this is chuddery: the comment was regarding football stats specifically, and he appeared to be making them tongue-in-cheek. He was satirizing the Falcons head coach who was doing the “I don’t need no newfangled analytics I need THE WILL TO WIN” boomer response to why a receiver wasn’t getting targeted.

[-] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

this is also what ive understood, and honestly its hilarious. NUMBERS R NERDS, OOGA BOOGA michael-laugh

[-] bortsampson@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He's a character and hard not to like. That parade day speech was classic philly. The parade itself was the funniest and funnest philly history. Really brought the city together in a way I didn't think was possible. It was like a city wide blockparty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ9M-cPb5Hk

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[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Considering Thursday night's game he might have been onto something lol

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Beavis and Butt-Head once ranted about that when they were bumped down to kindergarten on one episode.

Butt-Head: "Numbers suck!"

Kindergarten Teacher: "Are you angry, Butt-Head?"

Butt-Head: "Yeah... I'm angry at numbers."

Beavis: "Yeah, there's, like, too many of them."

[-] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

they hated him because he told them the truth

[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago

Italian track suit. Huh.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

He's pledging cosa nosta

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

DUDES ROCK

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

The purest Italian himbo.

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

The obsession with stats in American sports is one of their biggest put offs.

Well that and they're boring as fuck

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Is he saying this because he's not playing good right now or something?

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I hope he's not terrible. I don't need to lose another celebrity crush right now.

[-] ihaveibs@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

My most charitable interpretation of this is that people are tired of the bazinga-brained finance bros that are starting to take over NFL decision making. But at the end of the day who fucking cares