Why is God mad at Florida? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by GlueBear@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

23 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Like what did they do specifically pim-charlie-shock

all 25 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

No that's Mexico doing a Hadouken

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

AMLO last action as President was to destroy Florida

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

What didn't they do?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

god isnt angry at florida, god loves florida. he's trying to drive out the gusanos!

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

The collective psyche of a nation formed a fuckery gestalt and it came in the form of a beanis. That's-that's chaos theory

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Florida went woke

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

~~Grok's~~ Florida's woke

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

mission-accomplished jeb ron-sugar-man , pronouns , extremely anti LGBTQ despite being flamboyant AF state to appease the cubic ass ton of frothingfash boomers in The Vilages that proved they're unworthy of ruling or life 40 years ago freedom-and-democracy

[-] maccruiskeen@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

take it away, fidel! fidel-balling

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

classic

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Gusanos

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

In the beginning was Miami and The Miami was with Satan. Once Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, the came to understand property development and management. They wandered the earth to find Florida to practice their new found craft and train Cain to continue the legacy.